
Entrepreneur, Metalhead, Computer Scientist. Verified unverified account. Software consultant and Chief Ticket Slinger @Stubforge
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Joined April 2007
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Wow @Gmail just gave me a grammar error to correct "I made this company for the same reason" to "I joined this company for the same reason". Tell me what you really think about society. What a bunch of fucks.
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Facebook keeps calling me almost daily to work with their free, script reading, meta marketing intern. I've already lost thousands indulging one, no way to escalate or complain. New ones get assigned every 90 days and leaves voicemails with the most bored and unhappy intonations.
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Replying to @Shopify
@shopify @ShopifySupport I'm not sure what is going on, I haven't been paid out in a month, I've had it escalated 2 weeks ago, not a single movement after multiple chat, this is insane. Now support page says I'm blocked for asking to speak to a manager, WTF!!!!
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Just popping on to say Fuck You @RBC for wasting my time. I paid off and closed a credit card, you then decided to reverse the amount I paid in cash to nowhere, now I have to go back to a branch to clean this shit up for no compensation. Pure 100% typical corporate BS.
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Hey @Etsy how about instead of charging me 1.15% extra on every transaction so you "can continue doing business in Canada" you just fucking eat it as a cost of doing business in Canada instead of getting a free lunch? You aren't gonna stop selling, you are just dicks.
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Can you imagine breaking the law and being fined the equivalent of a penny or less as punishment?
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Well, switched back to @Rogers / @RogersHelps and they said wife could get same deal as well, but now they aren't honouring the deal, pretty weaksauce
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Jeez @Rogers keeps calling to win me back since I just switched. Barely speaks English, offers me same plan I have, then hangs up when I say why would I switch back for that? Prior call lied about free roaming to US and when I asked about Europe, they thought that was Mexico 😬
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Amazon Prime should come with free landscaping to fix all the damage their shitty drivers do driving over your lawn. Didn't think I'd need posts IN my driveway as well as along the road!
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Dear @shopify, please fix your tracking to include the state. I ship with Stallion Express so most orders go through York, PA, however your tracking app decides to only show "York" and assumes UK and shows an airplane crossing the ocean. US Customers are freaking out constantly.
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I hate spider-pig, the worst card to be released. Every card being released either doesn't stop the current annoying meta or enhances it like crazy, and they didn't do anything in the patch. So frustrating. #marvelsnap
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Someone at @adobe needed to justify their role, so they re-imagined the Acrobat UI and made it way shittier, removing the top bar that displays the full file name, so now we need to hover a tab and squint to see vital info built into the file name that runs our business.
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Here's my latest astro photo: M42 - The Orion Nebula.
Cloudiest season here in 83 years so it took 7 days over a month to get only 4h20m of data. Eventually said "enough's enough" and just had to process it.
Full size here: astrobin.com/full/g9vrkl/0/
#astrophotography
I actually have no idea what card I even bought with, personal, house, business, other business? Fucking dumb Scamazon
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Just wanted to give a shoutout to @nextjs, they became my tech of choice and enabled me to easily build, deploy and run Stubforge.com, which I now run as a business full time. Thanks to their speed and SEO features I've also got 50+ search terms/phrases in top 10 now :)
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What a sad and unexpected way for Twitter to die. No one would have guessed that this is what would have done it in.
It's like a choose your own adventure book where you get to the end and then out of nowhere you randomly get stabbed by a hobo and die steps from the treasure.
Just got a 1st sale from a customer that still had the UTMs attached. They clicked our first ad ever on Nov 29 2021 and just bought today, almost a year later. Wild!
Sucks trying to track ad effectiveness when people take weeks and months to buy on average :/
Lol, @ubereats is trying to resolve their issue with me, but they keep robotically asking for a screenshot of something I can't provide and not reading or responding to my response, their support is a shitty bot loop. Like they don't have access to all info. Time to uninstall.

