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Joined August 2013
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imagine taking a random mirror selfie and becoming the face of irritable bowel movement
this cheesy buldak & cheesy garlic bread i just made
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the reason nobody is allowed inside area 51 is because jeff the killer and slenderman are in there
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I hate a soap that don’t lather well. It makes me feel like I’m bathing with a mf baby wipe
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Oh my god thank god michael jackson saved them that shit looked ass😭
The Evolution of the Moonwalk ❤️ From Jack Stanford in 1930 to Jaafar Jackson in 2026, nearly a century of dance history, ending with a tribute to the King of Pop. 👑
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He changed history
She in racial chat rooms showing feet!!!
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i love how kanye basically does his own community notes 😭
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Just found out that the "phantom smell" I had this surgery to correct was actually my roommate inexplicably microwaving dog food every morning and night.
the nose gauze for my septum surgery recovery is so chic
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Giggling kicking my feet in the air rn
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New York City recorded its safest first 10 months of any year in history.
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Things are getting heated up in piratetwt
me looking for my favorite ship on people's ship tierlists
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i think about this all the time
Scariest day of my life. The person who liked it worked for who I signed the NDA for
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gave a homeless man some money n he asked me for my phone number 🫩
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never deleting this app
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?????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax
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did she not know you looked like obama before getting together??😭
Replying to @zunzetrider
My girlfriend saw this on insta and broke up with me
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Shane Gillis at the roast of Kevin Hart roasting everybody 😂💀
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Omg is that the jim teacher
We should criminalize makeup
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