@DaveHolmes

Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Author, Party of One. Co-host, Homophilia. Host, Troubled Waters. WAITING FOR IMPACT available NOW!

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Joined June 2007
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If you haven’t listened to WAITING FOR IMPACT yet, episode 7 is a good way in. It’s an exploration of art and fate and success and happiness, set to some of my favorite music. I’m really, really proud of it. Jump in, won’t you? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

7: Get A Leg Up

Podcast Episode · Waiting for Impact · EP7 · 50m

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Got those fake Texas trans brochure blues instagram.com/reel/DewuSrauC…

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Donald Trump is in the Epstein files and Benny Johnson would at best be doing high school morning announcements if not for a massive infusion of Russian money.
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However much we’re making fun of these people, it’s not enough. instagram.com/reel/Dbt3jBoh8…

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Notes on a playlist. open.substack.com/pub/holmes…
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Guess what, America: WE. LOVE. YOU. music.apple.com/us/playlist/…

USA250 by dave holmes on Apple Music

Playlist · 125 Songs

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USA250 could have been so COOL, is all I’m saying. instagram.com/reel/DaRFn_KBp…

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…and here is the rest of what he said. You desperate weirdos.
RNC Research
@RNCResearchJun 24
🚨 NEW James Talarico says Republicans are "monstrous people" and "threaten the existence" of people that he loves for opposing illegal immigration and men in girls' bathrooms.
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The USA Freedom Kids would like a word.
Acyn
@AcynJun 25
Duffy: think we have to give a big round of applause for our military band and singers. Way better than those libtards that canceled on us. So much better. Thank you guys. President Trump will make you famous.
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This talking point about @jamestalarico is very dumb so let me help you not be a dummy. instagram.com/reel/DZ82ulaur…
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The loser energy of these people
Steven Cheung
@StevenCheung47May 24
It’s 9:30 PM on a Saturday night and President Trump is still in the Oval Office working hard for the American people. He’s simply one of one.
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Read and share and knock this goofy shit off please esquire.com/news-politics/a7…

I’m Begging You, Please Don’t Share Fake Trump Posts

We’re facing an epidemic of demented screeds from the president. Not all of them are real. With this three-part checklist and just two seconds of your time, you can spot a Trumpfake—and avoid helping...

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The cop from the Village People is the only appropriate law enforcement official to bring down the Trump administration.
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Incredible how “white guy making this series of faces” has been the official Republican Party platform for my entire life
Acyn
@AcynMay 1
Wow Scott Jennings blows up at Adam Mockler: “Get your fucking hand out of my face” Mockler: We all know that Scott Jennings is more than happy to defend a war with a country that starts with letters Ira that we are currently failing that is going to put us trillions and trillions of dollars more in debt. I was only a few years old while you were in the administration defending prior endless wars.
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Look how there is life in her eyes
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoem23 May 2013
Happy 21st anniversary to my wonderful husband! #kristinoem
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An important message instagram.com/reel/DWKC04wAZ…

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Bad Bunny gave an inspiring and sexy celebration of America while a pre-taped Kid Rock has calves like a child who goes to the nurse’s office every day during PE.
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Logged on here for the first time in I don’t know how long to see if this was real, and it is. Oh honey why are you corny like this
Katie Miller
@KatieMillerJan 17
I like my coffee how I like my country. EXTRA ICE
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Cool column! Tell this guy.
Nicole Russell
@russell_nm3 Jul 2025
I'm proud to be an American. If you don't like it here, leave. | Opinion usatoday.com/story/opinion/c… via @usatoday

I'm proud to be an American. If you don't like it here, leave. | Opinion

I wish the signers of our Declaration of Independence could see America now. We have much to thank them for.

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STEELY VANCE
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow1 May 2025
Fox News: The economy shrank. First time in three years. People are pointing to the tariff policy. J.D. Vance: This is Joe Biden’s economy. @Acyn
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For “cherry slices” alone, you must resign.
Rep. James Comer
@RepJamesComer18 Apr 2025
If Democrats wish to travel to El Salvador and meet with a foreign illegal MS-13 gang member, they can spend their own money to do so. I will not approve a single dime of Oversight Committee taxpayer funds for use on the excursion Democrats have requested.
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