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Joined August 2020
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Not fixing your heart or dying but a secret sinister third thing
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Photos from hike and dinner
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Am I alone in being super invested in what Josh O’Connor could do with the role?
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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I miss ao3 so baaaaad
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when you slice into the liberty bibberty do you think it’s meat or some type of goo
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I bet Columbo would be a fantastic lover
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I’ve figured out what it is: you’re reading this book and it’s like Wow I Am Definitely Reading A Work Of Literary Fiction, it feels exactly like what it is, an exact sum of its parts
I’m always dazzled by Lauren Groff’s prose but I can never make myself care about her characters
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Now listen I can’t get back into my Civil War obsession just because Joshua Chamberlain was a smokeshow
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Does anyone have any Jopzier smut cached somewhere, either that you’ve saved or written? I’m jonesing
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I’m always dazzled by Lauren Groff’s prose but I can never make myself care about her characters
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My brain was once a beautiful place
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Ok anyway I love you
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Native candidates won in red states and blue states on Tuesday. Haaland in New Mexico. Flanagan in Minnesota. Valdez in New York. Shannon in Oklahoma. Davids in Kansas. And the Navajo Nation is set to have its first woman president. redpopnews.com/historic-wins…
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>Hoffman wears a pig mask >he’s a cop
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I was lusting after Philip Quast as Javert when I was like 13… yeah I have a damned type
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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apsley scary-garrard retweeted
the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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I like how this looks like a suit and pajamas at once. Versatility.
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apsley scary-garrard retweeted
it’s so funny that people are saying “go read a real book” now that ao3 is down when so many of us are literature majors 😭 like honey dostoyevsky has some bangers but he doesn’t have the yaoi my soul craves
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