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DJ, Producer, Editor #BlackoutMixmag, Born-again Clown || @BritishCouncil Relationship Manager Arts (Music Team and Creative Economy) || @HouseologyLabel ||

L.O.N to da D.O.N
Joined March 2009
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Blue ink 🖊️ Aura mode unlocked... #art #gallart
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We’ve got this…
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I don’t care who you are, this is funny. 😂
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Football players and fans across the World are unable to understand the Ballon Dor criteria - one year goals matter more - next year trophies matter more - and mostly its whatever Messi wants
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As happy as I am for @HKane , and as deserved as his Ballon d’Or win is, I can’t help but wonder why @MoSalah has never won one. There were two specific years when Salah achieved more than Kane, yet he was still overlooked. What does Salah have to do to win it?
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Lewandowksi watching Kane win a Ballon D’or for statpadding in the Bundesliga
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There’s no way you don’t feel for Mbappe, honestly. Nobody actually imagined that his career would turn out like this, that at 27, he would still be without a Ballon d’Or. We’re talking about a player who has been at the very top of world football for almost 10 years, someone who has consistently delivered at the highest level, yet somehow, the biggest individual prize in football continues to elude him. He’s finished 9 consecutive years in the Ballon d’Or top 10. 8 consecutive league Golden Boots. A World Cup Golden Boot. Two Champions League Golden Boots. A World Cup winner at 19. He has scored goals everywhere he has played, broken records, carried teams, and remained one of the most decisive players of his generation. Yet here we are, still talking about Mbappe without a single Ballon d’Or to his name. Who would have believed this in 2018. He hasn’t even had a bad career. Far from it. He has had a career most player can only dream of. But when you consider the level of talent, the expectations surrounding him since he was young, and the consistency with which he has delivered, you would have expected him to have at least one by now. It’s even more painful is that you can never really say he hasn’t done enough to be in the conversation. Every season, he gives himself a chance, but there always seems to be someone or something standing in his way. You can’t even say it’s Messi and Ronaldo. Mbappe is only 27, so his story is far from over. He still has time to win one, maybe even 2. But imagine being this good for this long and reaching this age without the one individual award that would cement your place in football history even further. It’s crazy when you actually sit down and think about it.
🚨 OFFICIAL: Kylian Mbappé, 2nd at the Ballon d’Or 2026.
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Ffs people trying to rush the Ballon DOOR!!
Crazy scenes at The London Palladium #BallonDor
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How men cook, this is so accurate 😭😭😂
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OFCOM right now….
.@FrencHMonTanA opens the 70th Ballon d'Or Ceremony red carpet! #ballondor
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Tbf “Radio Edits” are for radio…. He ain’t ON radio….. he ON a Bus
HE WENT WHAT ON WHO? AT THE WHAT AWARDS? HDHDBDBDBXB WHAT?!
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I hope this is not permanent….my word!! 😳
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FACTS!! ❤️🇨🇩💪🏾 What a schoolboy error lol
Someone tried to son me today about music executives in the UK, sorry not to be cocky but apart from Zaza no other Congolese in the UK is touching my CV in the music industry! Don’t let me get in that bag
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Good on these young lads for having the confidence & unity to walk off together. Glad to see their staff protected them without all that ‘evidence needed’ BS too
England walk off the pitch against Ireland the U15 World Cup after one of their players alleges he was called a monkey
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Cold🔥🔥 But look at you with classic gaming ball knowledge 👊🏾
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 this tweet is sensational…, even Justin himself would love it. 👌🏾❤️
Quando tudo parecia perdido, Luiz Inácio usou o parry e contra-atacou com perfeição.
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Since everyone wants to prove their ‘Congoleseness’ please be donating to @FocusCongo_DRC and other charities to help the country, we have bigger fish to fry then who grew up listening to Fally or gospel
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Not everything is a “flex” or “you’re showing off” Sometimes I’m just simply taking a picture and you think my progress is “unfair” 🤣🤷🏾‍♂️🫠
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So what were we saying about tonight! Were you entertained?!? #FallyLondres
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when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
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