I play the two and the four in a math rock band. @alphamaleTparty | @hovlanddrums Artist | #LFC

Liverpool, UK
Joined November 2009
The future is now
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Eddie is absolutely band on the money as usual. – at Christleton, England
‼️ Liverpool Are Too Big For This SH*T £85m for Cody Gakpo is a serious offer. If Andoni Iraola genuinely believes Bradley Barcola plus a different profile on the right, whether that is Sarr, Minteh, Fernandez-Pardo (yet another left-sided player) or somebody else, gives Liverpool the attack he wants, then the manager deserves our backing. The problem is Richard Hughes has done almost nothing this summer to earn the benefit of the doubt. Liverpool have 3 days to replace Gakpo when it's taken most of the window to address an attack already lacking depth. Szoboszlai finished our first home game at right-back (it may actually be his position, gulp). Ekitike is unavailable. Isak cannot be expected to carry the centre-forward position alone. There are holes everywhere, square pegs filling them, and around ten senior players heading towards the final year of their contracts. That's incompetence. That's neglect. I went early on Hughes after the Diomande debacle and took plenty of criticism for it. I wish I had been wrong. Instead, every week seems to bring another example of a sporting director operating without a convincing plan, reacting late, shopping beneath the required level, and leaving the manager to make sense of a squad assembled without proper balance. If Hughes were not seemingly edging towards Saudi Arabia, the calls for his dismissal would already be deafening. FSG deserve their share of this too. They appointed him, empowered him, and have allowed Liverpool to drift through a summer where the manager appears to be accepting whatever is available from a late trolley dash. None of this is the players’ fault. I also struggle to believe this is the happy transition some keep portraying. How could it be with this much uncertainty? I want to enjoy Liverpool. I want Iraola to succeed. I want to be proved spectacularly wrong. Yet Champions League qualification currently feels like the ceiling, two games into a new era. Liverpool are too big for Richard Hughes, too big for second and third choices, and increasingly too big for an ownership model whose sell by date has passed. I hope this time next year serious people are running the football operation.
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Kerkez for a 31yr old Robertson has got to be the biggest downgrade in the history of world football. #lfc – at Liverpool, England
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Damn. Those little arms again.
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I guess Slots P45 can go back into the drawer for another few months #lfc – at Liverpool, England
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Burgerhead ruining everyone's weekend in one foul swoop. #lfc – at Liverpool, England
Liverpool’s position on Arne Slot remains unchanged - despite a day of social media rumours.
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Greg Chapman retweeted
There was a bad smash on the slip road to the clyde tunnel earlier on. Someone painted cartoon tunnel entrances on the under pass walls. Obviously hope everyone is okay. But surely not!
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Greg Chapman retweeted
New signings this summer won’t fix Liverpool, managerial change will 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Greg Chapman retweeted
Corrected your Tifo for yous @Everton 🔴
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Greg Chapman retweeted
Boss tifo that to be fair
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Hahahaha yes!!!! 1995!!! #lfc – at Garston, England
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Fingers fucking crossed 🤞🏻
City fans: "You're getting sacked in the morning!"
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Need a clean slate here. From top to bottom. Fuck them all off Director of Football Manager All the fucking coaching staff. Keep Carol the tea lady. – at Seaforth, England
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We lost a giant yesterday. James Gadson made us FEEL music more than I can fathom. Rest in paradise now Maestro. Thank you for making our lives better.
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I’ve decided to return today! Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles
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Think that's one of the worst penalties I've ever seen. #lfc – at Liverpool, England
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Had to unfollow Ben Stiller because American Football is absolute shite. – at Liverpool, England
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Next level @YPLAC – at Liverpool, England
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Greg Chapman retweeted
Not sure Arne Slot is best placed to call the Premier League boring when this is how Liverpool play football. 70 minutes of dross followed by 20 minutes of completely calamitous, unstructured free-styling.
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There you go. Goal from their first attempt at goal. A fucking joke. #lfc – at Liverpool, England
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