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The Haven

@Havencomedy

A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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Joined April 2017
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I just published Big Changes Are Coming to The Haven! link.medium.com/obI1ILTIqfb
This Time We Mean It!

This Time We Mean It!

Big Changes Are Coming to The Haven!

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I just published My Name Is Zorro link.medium.com/WQLjyP63gob
My Name Is Zorro

My Name Is Zorro

I want my Z back, Putin. Now!

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I just published The Tragedy of Having A Daughter link.medium.com/AS3jB4bmOnb
The Tragedy of Having A Daughter

The Tragedy of Having A Daughter

The comedy of having a son

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Screw It, Let’s Just Work One Day a Week by @GregSchwem link.medium.com/dJD1C59V8mb
Screw It, Let’s Just Work One Day a Week

Screw It, Let’s Just Work One Day a Week

This work thing has gotta stop.

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Mediterranean Diet Is Full Of Herself; Atkins Diet Is A Real Bitch by @Havencomedy link.medium.com/tBRhAdhV3mb
Mediterranean Diet Is Full Of Herself; Atkins Diet Is A Real Bitch

Mediterranean Diet Is Full Of Herself; Atkins Diet Is A Real Bitch

Here’s the lowdown on why diets really suck

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Amazon Says First Lingerie Store Will Have Boob Scanning Checkout by @Havencomedy link.medium.com/nLJRuKLC0mb
Amazon Says First Lingerie Store Will Have Boob Scanning Checkout

Amazon Says First Lingerie Store Will Have Boob Scanning Checkout

Completing its domination of the brick and mortar retail space, Amazon is opening a lingerie store in a 30,000-square-foot space in an…

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How to Exhibit a Basic Level of Decorum by @elizabe50821438 link.medium.com/AH3wsGG7Zmb
How to Exhibit a Basic Level of Decorum

How to Exhibit a Basic Level of Decorum

I know its hard, but we must try.

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Teddy Roosevelt To Be Removed From Night At The Museum Films by @LeeSimblack link.medium.com/4NQJV7MQYmb
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Ted, You Had Me At 16 by @Havencomedy link.medium.com/z4p11qNhXmb
Ted, You Had Me At 16

Ted, You Had Me At 16

Why 16,000 woodworking projects is about 15,984 too many

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I just published How These Gorgeous Celebrity MEN Look Without Makeup Or Any Cosmetics Shocked Us To Our Core link.medium.com/KPV2yy7dWmb
How These Gorgeous Celebrity MEN Look Without Makeup Or Any Cosmetics Shocked Us To Our Core

How These Gorgeous Celebrity MEN Look Without Makeup Or Any Cosmetics Shocked Us To Our Core

And now, I know what you’re thinking. I’m going to reveal myself to be a horrible person by insulting the looks of some famous people…

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Models: 330 Million Dead By Spring 2122 by Clem Samson link.medium.com/HD6JemMJVmb
Models: 330 Million Dead By Spring 2122

Models: 330 Million Dead By Spring 2122

USA faces wave of deaths from all causes in coming decades, models say

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I just published Elon Musk Offers To Buy Golden Carriage From Dutch Royal Family link.medium.com/MTebviYsSmb
Elon Musk Offers To Buy Golden Carriage From Dutch Royal Family

Elon Musk Offers To Buy Golden Carriage From Dutch Royal Family

“I could see myself riding to work in one of these.”

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Scientists: Post Ego Is Not Nihilism by Clem Samson link.medium.com/7DRfP7AcSmb
Scientists: Post Ego Is Not Nihilism

Scientists: Post Ego Is Not Nihilism

Egoism is nihilism — because the ego is nothing.

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I just published You Are Not A Writer. You Are A Mover. link.medium.com/GndmKm84Rmb
You Are Not A Writer. You Are A Mover.

You Are Not A Writer. You Are A Mover.

You are simply moving your inspiration from one place — your head — to another — the page.

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Hell, Yes, I’m Gonna Dance Again by @Havencomedy link.medium.com/WwBPXhEYOmb
Hell, Yes, I’m Gonna Dance Again

Hell, Yes, I’m Gonna Dance Again

These guilty feet have even better rhythm!

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I just published Yes, My Child Has Permission To Attend The After School Satan Club link.medium.com/Wrb5JvXNOmb
Yes, My Child Has Permission To Attend The After School Satan Club

Yes, My Child Has Permission To Attend The After School Satan Club

And no, he has no allergies. Except to JESUS. He breaks out in a cold sweat and his flesh sizzles if you throw holy water on it.

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Scientists: It’s Post-Ego’s One Year Anniversary by Clem Samson link.medium.com/NcYeKklbNmb
Scientists: It’s Post-Ego’s One Year Anniversary

Scientists: It’s Post-Ego’s One Year Anniversary

Our first Scientists: story went out January 13

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I just published Scientists: Your Life Is A Fantasy link.medium.com/LOe6x5cvKmb
Scientists: Your Life Is A Fantasy

Scientists: Your Life Is A Fantasy

So why not make it fantastic?

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I just published There Is Nothing Worse link.medium.com/gIopjJt1Hmb
There Is Nothing Worse

There Is Nothing Worse

Than showing a friend a Monty Python sketch you think is hilarious and then as you watch it for some reason it is no longer hilarious and…

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Scientists: People ARE Conspiring Together by Clem Samson link.medium.com/WVOlj7WQGmb
Scientists: People ARE Conspiring Together

Scientists: People ARE Conspiring Together

But not in the way conspiracy theorists imagine

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Nekogomi, the Japanese Art of Cat Litter by @Smillew_Rahcuef link.medium.com/jOOLl8JkBmb
Nekogomi, the Japanese Art of Cat Litter

Nekogomi, the Japanese Art of Cat Litter

An ancient aesthetic philosophy rooted in cat poo

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