
you got fries? yeah fries 🍟 | 🇨🇦 alt: @hitmanerd2
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Saying the word “retard” in 2021 would get 100 people like this telling you to off urself
Broskiis... f*ck onlyfans... AI fruits just gave us fap material for a whole week! Which fruit is the baddest in the lineup? And if u say none name who is
Every Ramadan some retard posts shit like this and fucks it up for everyone
Dear non-Muslims,
As Ramadan is just 92 days away,
Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting.
Please avoid drinking in their presence.
Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast.
Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset.
A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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Having an average dick is a superpower no matter how rich or how successful I am I’m always gonna look down and see a normal sized penis, not big, not small, just normal that shit gon keep me grounded and down to earth
My tweets are meant to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable. That’s why Yusuf and all the privileged comm members think I’m cringe while the comm members who struggled like me find me hilarious
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How all the KODE members would react to getting head pats:
- Yusuf: yo? Like, what are you doing?? hollon, chat I’m buggin or ts kinda… *starts purring* nnah nah u bugging ong *backs away and looks down to phone* brooooaaa no I didn’t like it!
- Sauce: Ay fuckin yo…I told u stop w all that shi…. Nah wait why this lowk a movie hollon… nah nah don’t go away now cmere *starts nuzzling*
- Ed: *bats hand away* nah I told u to stop with all that weird shit *starts getting patted* bro stooop *secretly likes it* whatever..
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Ts mf wants poopy booty
Replying to @TughlaqiVandal
My parents forced me to clean myself with water everytime I go to the restroom. Everyday, it's the same thing. It never ends. I hate my life. Why do we have a culture of cleanliness in Islam? It's so backwards. I wish I had a choice.
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When Yusuf gets an arranged marriage to a girl from the slums of Mogadishu he should do a clip queue on the projector and do a discord drag during the wedding
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Even though I do think less of u if u are only playing gta6 for online, it is very stupid to force the consumer into engaging with a product in a way they don’t want to
If GTA6 forces you to beat the story mode before you access online then I’ll just pay someone to do it for me. Why try and force me to play something I don’t want to
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