Nick Carr

🆕Principal Threat Intelligence Analyst Just posted. I'm leading this search👋; full details & apply here: apply.careers.microsoft.com/… Unique needs = unique opportunity (fully remote + active clearance)👀 Please read the posting, I spent time making it precise: • on our team, you will obtain real-time visibility into hundreds of simultaneous intrusions and convert this into finished intelligence, prioritized judgments, and protection at scale • the successful candidate is a critical thinker and problem solver, skilled at discovering novel intrusions and adversary tradecraft through analysis, and curious enough to pursue impact through product hardening and disruptions where there is no precedent

If you have out-of-bounds read in Microsoft Paint just increase your canvas size ⌞ ⌝

skintone family is 41 bytes, the beefiest of UTF-8 emojis

Any AI models particularly good at generating floor plans? LLMs seem helpful at capturing dimensions (or using pictures/video to augment) and can explain it accurately in text form – then hilariously bad at generating an accurate drawing

btw if I was really committing to the DK Metcalf jersey, I would have dropped most and handed a few off to the Browns

ok so 9 days to clear up 212GB

Pretty clear that this account was for personal mallace and did not reflect the mallace of their employer 😅

make ̶n̶o̶ some mistakes

Big Ben in the house. Steelers Browns. Let’s go!

Turned out pretty great. Tons of compliments and people taking pictures with “Spring Bonnie”

Distributed Denial of Scrutiny

Another example of what happens when there’s so much more available compute than infrastructure (wallets in this case)