Harbinger, thing-monger, dynamo, surly vagabond, breakthrough specialist, fletching studies major, yurt operand, power-broker.

Portland
Joined February 2009
Rosy 😍🌹 RT for a chance to win our Heritage Rose Kit courtesy of @AlaskaAir. NoPurNec. 18+. Portland, OR only. Ends 7/26/22. Rules: bit.ly/3RxtILU
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Left wing people online are obsessed with using the most inaccessible language possible to describe the most basic shit ever. The rich people stole the money and we should beat them up until we get it back. You don’t need to say “praxis” or spell folks with an x to say that!!!
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Building a blog for my kiddo with @ButterCMS, still very much a work in progress! wilbie.joelflachsbart.com
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when i try to teach my mom over the phone how to attach a file to an email xitter.cf/itsjuanlove/status/125…
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Thread (1/16). How is that our economic statistics suggest workers have been making slow but steady progress in recent decades, while popular perception is that their family finances are coming under increasingly untenable pressure? I've been working on this, here's my answer:
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I love it when politicians say Americans deserve a choice in healthcare. Nothing makes me happier than getting to decide between a Silver Plus HMO and a Platinum Choice PPO
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Nothing says “I hate political corruption” quite like commuting the sentence of a corrupt Governor of Illinois who went to prison for withholding money from a children’s hospital until they paid him a $50,000 bribe.
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Attorney General Barr lied to Congress and used the Department of Justice to intervene in criminal proceedings against the President's political flunky. I demand his resignation. RT if you agree. cbsnews.com/news/democratic-…
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Hard to miss a call worse than officials did on a Gobert goaltend of a Lillard drive and lay-in in final seconds of a brutal loss. Back-to-back at altitude in Utah, bench depleted — just a hellacious end. Orlando on Thursday, Portland tonight. Sloppy run of NBA officiating.
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DAMIAN LILLARD. TRIPLE-DOUBLE.
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Won’t you look at that: Mike Pence used *taxpayer funds* - not personal ones - to spend several thousand haircuts’ worth of public money on a visit to Trump golf courses. I wonder if Republicans care about corruption as much as they care about a woman’s cut & color.
$600,000. That's how much Mike Pence billed taxpayers for his detour to a Trump golf course. And that's just for the limos. citizensforethics.org/mike-p…
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I wrote an article for @SlackjawHumor about secret drumming and they made it a Top Finalist for their 2019 Writing Challenge. I'd love if you checked it out and spread the word about this devastating story. medium.com/slackjaw/i-was-de…
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Republicans doing all this work to falsely accuse Schiff of fabricating conduct the president has admitted to, only for the president to commit the impeachable offense again on camera.
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Here’s Mo’s reaction to Patterson saying a combination of internal problems led to a disappointing end to the season for the Thunder.
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Since moving in with a cat, I have written: 0 jokes 0 scripts 738 songs about the cat's name and what it is doing at that exact moment
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Kevin Durant’s 38 pts in the half of a playoff game are 3 more than steve nash’s 35 in 2005 vs Dallas. It’s not nearly as impressive though because there are more possessions in today’s game. And because Kevin Durant is taller and better at basketball.
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