Josh Meyer

Doing my own plumbing has taught me so much. Most importantly, that I shouldn't be doing my own plumbing.

You can avoid all car engine trouble by simply removing a single light bulb. Follow for more lifehacks.

The FedEx guy was delivering our new microwave, so I opened the door before he could ring the bell

If you can't handle me at my slop, you don't deserve me at my banger

I went to a gold trader to buy some bouillon. He said they were out of stock, but to try the supermarket down the street. #lunchpun

I got 95 theses, and hate ain't one

Lying about the size of your tibia is a shin

Anyone else notice the Jedi are dying off faster than the sith lords? I don't think the resistance can survive any more Star Wars films.

I lost yet again

Time to find a new pew

I had months of work ahead of me. It was done in 2 days. 100 email automations. 50+ languages. ~2,000 emails, each one localized. I didn't do it alone. Grok Bot built them while I slept. Grunt work is dead. You can use it for free 👇 grok.com/refer/bot?code=KM3R…

Lunch was good. Time to start fighting over what to have for dinner.

Supermarket challenge: who can fit the highest value of food in their mouth. What are you going with?

Don't take out that comma. That's a load bearing comma.

I'm taking a play from my web server and planning scheduled down time

I have a feeling more people would vote if all campaign ads immediately stopped once you vote

Careful what you pray for. California prayed for water.

Bush's has been protecting their secret recipe for years, but their server runs PHP and leaked the sauce code #lunchpun

Sometimes I feel pretty good about getting 10 likes, but then I see some of the other things people are liking

I never cared for crossover music, but now that I'm older I'm really feeling hip-pop