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bwett

@Lapdogofficial

shook but not shockt. easily annoying. #blacklivesmatter

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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I don't know if you knew I felt this way but Salem truly is the most iconic animatronic black cat of our times.
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you’re about to have the best 30 days of your life
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Omg my friends are so mad at me for not wanting to fuck OR marry ratatouille
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“a vapers dozen” -@Lapdogofficial
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My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center
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folsom this folsom that why don’t you fol som of that laundry that’s been piling up on your chair
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me observing my enby friend's fitness journey:
Carrie Coon (@carriecoon) profile pictureCarrie Coon@carriecoon22 Sep 2025
“They” is doing a lot of heavy-lifting these days.
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i’m such a stupid faggοt i spelled his name like charli xcx 😭😭✌️
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Crumbl ceo
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I know an afters when I see one
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@horseimage19 Aug 2025
horses relaxing napping sunbathing on beach summer relaxation vacation beach day with friends
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have been off work and gone from home since aug 7th and while i am very excited to crawl into my own bed and see my la-based friends and lovers i have lit rally zero desire to think about work ever again. thx
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The most radical thing you can do as a gay guy is be sort of useful
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We waste so much time trying to become hot instead of just being hot
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Shop Beyoncé (@shopbeyonce) profile pictureShop Beyoncé@shopbeyonce28 Jul 2025
Legacy. ⭐ Available now at SHOP.BEYONCE.COM
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beyonce
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took an edible & this has me crying
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this really shouldn’t be this funny 😭😭
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the downstairs scenes on gilded age are so
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it's her day
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