Loop Troupe

It’s not a real Loop Troupe show if we don’t try to kill someone at least a few times

Rehearsal vibes are lit because we’re 4 DAYS away from showtime 😎😎 Check out the ticket link in our bio!

No worse surprise than when you're drinking a liquid and feel a little piece of some solid slip into your mouth and down your throat

As the old saying goes, no shame no game.

There’s only 10 days left until Loop Troupe premieres Ephraim Murray and the Guardian of the Groove Grail! Head to the link in our bio and snatch up your tickets 🎶✨🎉

There are only 10 days before Loop Troupe premieres Ephraim Murray and the Guardian of the Groove Grail! Make sure to head to our bio and grab your tickets 🎵🎉✨

Yea sex is cool but have you ever tried walking when your foot's asleep

When you go to take the escalator instead of the stairs but then you realize they're broken so you have to walk up them in shame and everyone's pointing and laughing at you lazy piece of shit

Too hungover for a clever tweet

The Fores Hills Stadium bathroom is cleaner than my own apartment bathroom

And just like that I have made it to my destination slowly, but safely. Always thank your busdrivers! And remember, the @MTA sucks! Lol!

The bus drives right by my house but I have to wait until we drive 3 more blocks to get to the stop. I am a captive in my own chariot.

Honk*

When opening the back door, people are either prematurely forcing the doors open, or just touching the tape like you're supposed to but then nothing happens so they force the doors open. This issue must be addressed!

Bus went by and we DIDN'T jonk at them...maybe a little subtext there? A little drama between buses? Methinks so!

Everyone kind of looks like they aren't entirely sure they're on the right bus

Hot jogger

Guilt about having a seat builds with every person who enters the bus

I'm too cold on this bus. Maybe I'm sitting under the air, but it seems there is never a seat that isn't directly under the air. Losing feeling in my fingertips as I type this.