MadMike

$3 for a single hash brown. Get f***ed @McDonalds.

2020 : the Pajamaclypse™

Hi @optimum. Just letting you know you suck and that if I had any other choice of provider I would take it. Thanks!

Historians: "It would be impossible to depict the extent to which the authority of the church has diminished since the enlightenment." Notre Dame: "Hold my wine." @notredameparis

Happy Birthday @BettyMWhite. You're a beacon.

I want to take a moment to thank Sir David Attenborough for being such an exemplary naturalist, champion of science and having enriched my life in ways I don't think I can measure. Hero status granted @SirDavidBBC.

A Warren/Biden ticket in 2020 would be so f***ing sweet.

I don't think I've ever seen such a weak person on the public stage. Do yourself a favor, do AMERICA a favor and just stay out of sight. @realDonaldTrump .

Who is going to trust the U.S. enough to make a deal again when any time some two-bit Oompa Loompa shit hustler can get elected and back out? Right or wrong, we had a deal, and the law says: #irandeal

Your TV service kind of sucks already, if you drop Starz & Encore I WILL just drop my Optimum service and just watch Netflix all day via FiOS internet.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F***? #FakeNews? YOU ARE A FAKE PERSON! #Trump usatoday.com/story/news/poli…

Wow! What a bunch of shitbird scumnuggets! I hope increasing shareholder value was worth it. @CNNPolitics cnn.it/2xQ8NLf

Yes Anne, I'm sure hurricanes are God's way of punishing america for being too gay. that's why they look like rainbow flags. #anncoulter

Say it with me: "Mmm, peach mint!" #ImpeachTrump

You think the alt-left is bad, wait till you meet the ctrl-shift-alt-left. #ImpeachTrump