Hey! Actor here and I would just like to show some of my recent residuals. THEY ARE NEGATIVE! Someone help me see how this is right. #SagAftraStrike and these are #cougartown #ahs #arresteddevelopment
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Hey @PlumOrganics could you stop changing to look of your pouches? These are toddlers! They freak out!
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These are my bread and butter and they are so difficult. You’re walking into a solid family to say one or two lines trying to fit in as one of the family. Like new kid at a new school everyday.
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Are you fucking kidding me?!!!! I’m not paying you anything for my blue check mark back.
I made you content for free twitter, never charged you!
And you had my eyes on your eye.
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If you were to tattoo my mental to do list on my body; only my face and front on my neck would be without tattoos.
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When I registered for a crib, I did not realize I should have climbed inside, partially falling asleep myself, and then try to climb out without waking my soon to have sleeping toddler.
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It only stops if you let it stop.
Here's my takeaway from the Golden Globes last night --
It's time to normalize passes. POSE got passed on 150 times. Everybody in the room passed on THE WHITE LOTUS. Jennifer Coolidge couldn't find work. Michelle Yeoh and Ke Huy Quan though their careers were over.
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Feeling dehydrated? Play tea party with your toddlers.
Mama drink more so I can give you more!
Mama, you’re almost done! Drink!
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I am still awake because I need more time to myself. Not because I’m self destructive. This is self care.
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Replying to @neilhimself
@neilhimself as an artist, actor, and story teller. There was so much humanity for mental health in “The Sound her wings”.
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In the bath with a really nasty cold. Between my sweet husband trying to keep the toddlers out but them taking off all their clothes trying to get in with me, my 3 year old says, “hey mama you look like a snowman”.
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