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NY native writing about money, technology and people for @WSJ. Co-chair of @NABJBiz. 2% troll.

NYC
Joined February 2009
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My tweets, like forward-looking statements, reflect thoughts that are subject to change. I will now turn you over to the rest of my feed.
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It's no secret the U.S. Open has become influencer paradise. But industry dynamics in both the tennis & creator economies have forced them to depend on one another. I spoke to tennis execs, talent managers, and influencers about why the Grand Slam forces this symbiosis 👇
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Listen 🎧: Why did Samsung’s blockbuster earnings send shares lower? And why didn’t SpaceX get the Nasdaq-100 boost investors were hoping for? @MoiseNoise runs through What’s News in Markets. on.wsj.com/3XovF1c
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Listen 🎧: Big tech is cashing in on AI, but who is making the biggest profits? And what does a weakened OPEC mean for oil markets? @MoiseNoise runs through What’s News in Markets. on.wsj.com/3XovF1c
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Listen 🎧: Why are defense companies losing ground despite booming demand? And can the AI boom give legacy tech companies a second act? @MoiseNoise runs through What’s News in Markets. on.wsj.com/3XovF1c
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We have leverage in prediction markets now.
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me greeting you in chinese in the year of the horse: neigh hao
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Everyone should call an elderly loved one once a week and ask their opinion on current events. Then just let them rant uninterrupted while you ad-lib like Quavo. It’ll make their whole day.
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Yeah, but he invested in these things with other people’s money and they didn’t ask him to do that.
Next time you feel bad for missing something that mooned Imagine being SBF: - Put $500m into Anthropic, which would now be worth $70b. - Held $60m in $SOL at $8 that would've been worth $2.1b at the top. - Put $100m into Mysten Labs that would now be worth over $800m. - Invested in Robinhood and held a 7.5% stake that would now be worth $10b. Instead, everything got seized before they went up, and he missed out on $80b in profits 😭
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There’s a quote for you.
SCOOP: There’s only one enforcement attorney left at the CFTC’s Chicago office. Known as a group of heavy-hitters, attorneys and investigators in the Chicago office have had a role in most major CFTC enforcement actions since the birth of the agency in 1975. In recent months, that office has become a ghost town. Three former CFTC attorneys say the office’s reputation made it an appealing target for reductions in force. “I believe I was retaliated against, along with some of my colleagues,” says one who lost their job last summer. “Chicago is the spiritual home of the futures markets; it’s where it all began,” says one former attorney in the Chicago enforcement division. “To wipe out the enforcement staff in a place like Chicago sends a very bad signal to market participants about whether the government is watching what they’re doing and whether or not they have to abide by the law.” Many attorneys pushed out of the agency were mid-career. “If I was a different person,” one told me, “I would launch a crypto scam right now, because there’s no cops on the beat.”
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That is an American success story right there.
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Yuri Andrade streaked Super Bowl LV in 2021 wearing a Vitaly Uncensored speedo and was released on $1,000 bond. Bovada voided all related field invasion bets after he admitted the stunt violated terms on event integrity; no $374,000 payout occurred. snopes.com/fact-check/sup… frontofficesports.com/offshore-sport…
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But there are no gorillas in The Lion King
White House claims the video depicting Obamas as monkeys is from “an internet meme” where Trump is the King of the Jungle and Democrats are “characters from the Lion King”
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These organizations offer excellent resources for journalists, including conferences and specialized training. Be sure to check out NABJ's @NABJBiz task force & the great diversity committees at @SABEW and @IRE_NICAR! Visit their websites for more info. @BowKnowsBiz @MoiseNoise
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In recognition of #BHM, we're sharing resources & other content throughout February to help journalists & share insights in covering the Black community. Below is a list of resources to support Black journalists: businessjournalism.org/2025/… @NABJBiz @BowKnowsBiz @MoiseNoise
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Rapper @NICKIMINAJ and @POTUS holding hands on stage at the Trump Accounts summit in Washington. Photo by @WinMc.
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I “New Year, New Me”’d to close to the sun and gave myself a knee injury 🫠
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Economists will study DoorDash and its consequences for generations
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“If Bilt can do it and be profitable” The executive at Wells Fargo are laughing their asses off right now.
Bilt, under Ankur Jain's leadership, is voluntarily capping interest rates at 10% for a year. This is the type of leadership we need from the private sector. If Bilt can do it and be profitable, then we can cap interest rates at 10% for the industry. apnews.com/article/bilt-cred…
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1) Bilt's 10% APR is only for the first 12 months: imgur.com/a/tV7cciO 2) Bilt is not profitable
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