Nick Anthony

Caps lock, num lock, and insert - I have never pressed you deliberately. Leave me be.

It's weird that Hitler didn't have blond hair. #history

Why doesn't the Flash play guitar?

This isn't the first time I've fallen for a stock photo model.

they need to reboot The Munsters

I reached Level 8 Spanish! duolingo.com #duolingo

#Raisins. Get out of my food. You have no business there.

.pizza domains are now available. fyi.

ctrl+C when you meant ctrl+V. Life is just the worst sometimes.

I have never lived in a home where the microwave's clock was accurate. Ever.

Lactose, why have you forsaken me?

Do they make body wash for non-bros or am I pretty much stuck with bar soap?

What if you could clone yourself and then raise yourself?

I before E... except in a bunch of other situations.

I just blindly ordered the soup of the day. Living life on the edge.

I ordered pizza seasoning online. Is that seasoning that tastes like pizza, or seasoning -for- pizza? I hope it's both. Pizza seasoned pizza

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Things I enjoy always seem to be prefixed by the word "binge".

John Wilkes Booth is a jerk. There. I said it. #sobrave