ann hirsch

If Mother’s Day is the worst social media day, Halloween is definitely the best

What did we do to distract ourselves from work before we had phones I truly do not remember

I loved Kate Berlant’s comedy special and I also love that hbo spent a lot of money promoting it

The only good take I’ve seen on you can see everything is that it was just a film about someone doing the fielder method on Nathan himself

Started watching gladiator 2….wow really boring

What happens when you fall in love with someone else’s dog

I was slutty Nathan fielder 2 years ago for Halloween I’m very ahead of the times

Talked with some trees today

Can u imagine…calling yourself a cool mom??

Donna will be a popular baby name in 10 years you heard it here first

I would not be surprised if you told me supergirl was written by ai

I need a good water bottle by my side

People believe if something is on the Internet it lives forever. That’s like saying if trash falls into the ocean it lives forever. It technically does but it’s one small piece of trash disintegrating in a vast sea of trash. The more trash you put in the ocean the harder that one piece is to find.

Can u imagine having enough free time to wait in line for brunch??

I would live in St. Louis again just to hear people say schnucks and also so I could be like I gotta go to schnucks

I could go for a chopped salad I love them

Does a healthy child know all the prices of all the items on price is right?

My mom denied that I was a sickly child. If I wasn’t a sickly child how do I know the entire plot points of days our lives from 1995-1998?? Does a healthy child know who stefano dimera is?? I don’t think so!!

I’m an auto immune person

You: can’t wait for the Elizabeth Holmes documentary. Me: crossing my fingers for a Caroline Ellison documentary