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Hello I am the product manager at Uber for wait times, expected pickup is in 10 minutes, JK ASSHOLE GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE MOHAMMAD IS HERE AND WE CHARGE BY THE MINUTE

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I miss the old Google, the 20 percent time Google Don’t be evil Google, propeller hat Google I hate the new Google, the product killer Google The Gemini release Google, layoffs in the news Google

You can be anything you want to be, unless it's a job I'm applying to, please don't be that.

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bruh

Protip: Don't take photos of a Turkish police station #detained

I did my taxes. #springbreak2013 #yolo

I forgot I had a twitter account.