This man smashed it tonight, hes the funniest man on the planet @ChrisHandisides at the hot water comedy club, wot a performance! #Epic

Everytime time i go in the kitchen ur inserting yaself in 2 the chicken, how many times hav i told u pluk it gut it cook it and then fck it

I fell out of a tree once, some say i was pushed but i was under the impression that a swingers party involved monkeys

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Who had a better moon walk michael jackson or neil armstrong??

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Gandhi once wrote a letter to his "dear friend" urging him not to go to war -- This friend was Hitler.

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