Shower thoughts: if a porcupine and a tortoise were to have a baby it would be Donald Trump #Potus @TheWeirdWorld
Welp...this guy is the fucking man teapaw.org/comedyposts/status/834…
This is beautiful and emotional. A guy having OCD falls in love. teapaw.org/SohaTazz/status/833607…
Who would win in a fight: Dumbledore or Gandalf? #fantasticbeasts
Jacob Dimenstein retweeted
YAS, Ken Bone. vine.co/v/5Xap5AxuFnD
Ppl are weird, lol. Guy randomly claps two times while walking. He had no one around him, no headphones and was holding some mail.
@xtinataps I like you, you're the ish cause you're the only one that liked my tweet. #nucci2016
What constitutes a good tweet? Feelings? Daily occurrences? Reposts? Thoughts? Word of the day? I'm just going to say shit & see what works


