TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT: ‘Patrick Monahan - Exclusively’. Starts Saturday 10th Feb 2024 to Glasgow 30th June 2024. All details on my website patrickmonahan.co.uk (sign up to my mailing list to be kept up to date!) Happy #Monday xx #brand #new #standup #comedy #tour #exclusively

Life in Britian over the last 100 year’s! Do you remember the old days, before stockpiling, there was rationing, and before that it was just Wimpey’s, Pizza Hut and hunting & gathering! Happy stay safe Saturday xx #britain #worldwar #rationing #bunker #Saturday

Stay safe, it’s stormy outside, the worlds in chaos, but remember it’s a weekend, so let your hair down! Big Saturday hugs xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #couples #worldproblems

Thank you to all the beautiful people who came out to my tour show in lovely @arc_stockton last night! My next tour shows are: Nottingham, Canal House Nov 3rd Sale, Waterside Arts Nov 5th Telford, Anstice Nov 12th Big hugs xx #standup #comedy #tour #stockton #nottingham

Mum shocks audience! This is what I love about live shows you never know who’s gonna be in! See you tonight and beautiful Stockton @arc_stockton 8 pm tour show Big hugs xx #standup #comedy #tour #crowdwork #stockton

I love Middlesbrough & telling everyone about it, as I travel around the world! I’m back in my home town of Teesside this Thursday 22nd October 2026 at the beautiful @arc_stockton only a few tickets left to make it a sell out show! See you tomorrow for big smoggy hugs xx #utb

In beautiful Stockton Arc this Thursday 22nd October 2026 for one of my final “The Good, The Pat & The Ugly” tour shows. Only a handful of tickets left! Big hugs pxx

The truth hurts, some of the time, while other times, just enjoy the hustle! Happy young & old Tuesday xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #youth #genx

Do you listen to music when you’re on the bus or train? And do you wear headphones or like to share your back catalogue of 1980’s hit with the back row of the bus? Happy £100 fine Monday xx #travel #bus #train #headphonedodger #headphones

Do you remember when you were a teenager? Can you remember the friends you knocked about with? This 16 year old had an unusual friend! Happy friendship Monday xx Thanks to Southport comedy festival for lovely show @southportcomedy #standup #comedy #crowdwork #friends #teenager

What a way to finish a weekend, with a Sunday night at the beautiful @engineshed for the brilliant comedy festival! On a stage with one of the nicest funniest comics in ShowBiz @realclintonb for Lincoln laughs @RedShoeEnt big hugs xx #standup #comedy #lincoln #engineshed #sunday

How long does it take you to make the move? This fella took years! Happy relationship Sunday xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #dating #relationship

Strangest way to meet or date someone? I don’t think you’ll find a cuter one than this. Happy relationship Saturday. Xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #dating #relationships

Full-time lover of life, Comedian and part-time mind reader! See you in Stockton on Thursday 22nd of October 2026 at the beautiful @arc_stockton happy Friday hugs xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #mindreader #friday

Sometimes some one can say something & I can mis hear it or I can mis hear my brain mis hear it! But this woman’s job shocked everyone in Norfolk! See you next Thursday in beautiful @arc_stockton 22nd October 2026! Big hugs xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #stockton #norfolk

The best thing about live comedy is that it’s for every age! If you’re young, old or somewhere in between, then come say hello on my tour! I’m in Stockton @arcstockton on 22nd Oct! Then Nottingham @NCFComedy on 3rd Nov & Sale Waterside arts @WatersideArts on 5th Nov 2026 #standup

I love it when you find undercover police officers at your comedy show! Keep laughing & smiling & carry on! Big Monday hugs xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #police #audience

Oh what a night!! Drunk heckler invades the stage! Did you have that on your bingo card for October gigs 🤣🤣 well done to @wilsonsjokes for handling it so brilliantly! See you on tour in Stockton on 22nd Oct @arc_stockton heckling free! #drunk #heckler #standup #comedy #crowd

What a lovely night at the beautiful Southport Comedy Festival, almost 500 people out on a school night, a great range of ages from the retired to teenagers! I’m back on tour in @arcstockton Stockton Arc 22nd October 2026! Big hugs xx #standup #comedy #southport #stockton

Look after the old, look after the young, look after everyone! I’ll be giving out hugs on my current tour show, back at the beautiful @arc_stockton which I haven’t been to since 2016! I’m in Stockton Arc on 22nd October 2026! Big hugsX #standup #comedy #tour #stockton #teesside

Can we all just calm down a little bit! Don’t remember when we had a bit of peace for more than a day? Happy stay safe Saturday xx #world #britain #iran #BritishIranian #irishIranian