Pro Golf Weekly 🇺🇸

The PGA TOUR bootlickers spent 4 years insisting LIV ruined their games. First event of post-LIV Golf era, Jon Rahm leads in Abu Dhabi w Hatton and Puig chasing. Turns out the players weren’t washed up. The media was. 🤡

With LIV Golf dead, watch how quickly the PGA TOUR loses interest in its (expensive) “strategic alliance” with the DP World Tour. The useful idiots served their purpose. Now? Just another mouth to feed. Thanks for your service! 🫡

Oh, the irony! On the very day LIV Golf officially dies, Rory McIlroy should be at peak smugness, taking sanctimonious victory laps. Instead, the PGA TOUR’s moral arbiter is in Abu Dhabi explaining why he’s NOT a cheater. Karma is undefeated. 💀😂

LIV Golf is dead, the PGA TOUR monopoly is safe, and Rory McIlroy can finally sleep peacefully. Just kidding. 😂 Northern Ireland’s pampered lawn gnome is STILL the bitterest bitch in pro golf.

Rory McIlroy, who spent years sneering at LIV golfers taking guaranteed money, apparently discovered a magic euphemism: “Global ambassador.” 😂 No hat logo required for the PGA Tour star. Just conveniently showing up at DP World tour events he’d normally skip. Definitely not an appearance fee though. Totally different. 😑

Golf Media Mythology: Rory McIlroy, the selfless guardian of PGA TOUR tradition, was fighting LIV for “the soul of golf.” IRL: Ahead of the DP World India Championship, at a Bloomberg Forum, “RORS” admits the motivation was mostly related to personal greed as LIV posed a threat to his goofy virtual golf league, TGL.⛳️💰 The “soul of golf” was apparently Rory’s investment portfolio.

Peak Rory McIlroy: lectures LIV Golf about wasting millions on already-wealthy pros… from India where he’s being paid millions to play in the DPWT India Championship.🤨 Apparently “wasting money” becomes “growing the game” the moment the “appearance fee” hits the PGA Tour star’s bank account. 😂

PGA TOUR establishment: “Hey, whatever happened to Abe Ancer?” Also establishment: blocked LIV from OWGR, choked off major access, then watched players disappear from rankings. A real whodunnit mystery.🤨

Wait. Brooks Koepka — the guy who was slapped with a supposedly punitive $5M fine for playing LIV Golf… is then rewarded with one of just 4 spots in a $4M made-for-TV Skins Game? 🤨 The PGA Tour is one big scam.

LIV Golf was supposedly a league of irrelevant mercenaries. Now those same players could make DPWT fields “rival the PGA TOUR.” Same players. Approved logo. Miraculously elite again.😂

Nothing screams “competitive marketplace” quite like: “Don’t sign with LIV GOLF and we’ll guarantee you access to @DPWorldTour events (which btw is only path back to PGA TOUR).” Somewhere, a DOJ antitrust lawyer just saved screenshot. 😂

Another PGA TOUR “world-class” partner accused of fraud. Cognizant Classic title sponsor is under investigation by Trump admin for the systemic practice of importing Indians 🇮🇳 for American 🇺🇸 IT jobs. Just shocked 🤔

So, Jon Rahm’s ages 29-31 were a “wasted 3 years of prime” because he won 0 majors on LIV? Rory McIlroy won 0 majors from age 26-34 on the PGA TOUR — over 10 full seasons! But that wasn’t a wasted prime!? The double standard is impressive. 😂

Nothing says “marquee international event” like a Golf Channel preview of the Presidents Cup with 57 LIVE viewers. My wife’s sourdough starter group chat is bigger. 😂

The Asian Tour dumped LIV Golf to crawl back into the PGA TOUR/DP World Tour ecosystem Turns out press releases can’t be used to fund tournaments But hey — there’s that shiny new “pathway” to the **HotelPlanner Tour** 😂

DP World Tour whining that LIV Golf competed for players, sponsors, broadcasters and venues is genuinely hilarious. So… a competitor competed.👀 When “competition” is the grievance, the monopoly jokes write themselves. 🎩😂