🎂🎂 Happy Happy Birthday to @Pepeinvegas24 One of the best guys you will ever meet!! 🎂🎂🏴☠️
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How many loose bodies fit in one elbow?
Detroit ace Tarik Skubal will undergo surgery to remove loose bodies in his left elbow. Such procedures typically sideline players for 2-3 months. Skubal should return before season's end, but a tough blow for the impending free agent and two-time reigning AL Cy Young winner.
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I love this. Already over that big victory hours earlier. 💯
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Fuck that.
Flight attendant comes up to me before takeoff, very gentle voice: “Hi, would you be willing to switch seats to help a family sit together?”
I already know. I just know.
Me: “What seat is it?”
Her: “It’s a middle seat toward the back.”
I said, “I’m happy to help if it’s the same type of seat or better.”
She smiles that tight customer-service smile and goes, “It would really mean a lot to them.”
I said, “It already means a lot to me. That’s why I paid for it.”
She just nodded and walked away. Respectfully, too. Because what argument is left?
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Wide right. #bitch
Ravens international fan in announcing Baltimore’s fourth-round selection:
“Pittsburgh, I’ll keep this short — like your postseason.”
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Guess the Eagles were "high" on him. #cryeaglescry
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Just say no to drugs.
"They gettin' a dawg."
Makai Lemon's message to Philly fans 🗣️
2026 NFL Draft starts on NFLN/ESPN/ABC
Stream on @NFLPlus
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Did you hear his interview? The Steelers avoided another douche WR. #karma
Insane: The Steelers were on the phone with Makai Lemon for pick 21 and told him they were drafting him...
But before the Cowboys picked at 20, the Eagles (at 23) traded from 23 to 20 with Dallas to draft Lemon before they could.
Howie is the GOAT 🐐
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Uh once broke up with a fiance by a text. #loser
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Not even close. #whiteclawsucks
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