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@RealBobMortimer

in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept

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Joined June 2011
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Tonight's episode of Gone Fishing in Shetland Isles is a solid carbonated beauty!.... 9:00pm BBC2
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Plane Guy
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Brand new Gone Fishing series starts tonight on bbc 2 9pm... tonight's show is Teds last appearance... so sad
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Couple of live shows to tell you stuff about things and that waterstones.com/events/bob-m… boxoffice.middlesbrough.gov.…
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For limited window my new novel MICHEAL is available for pre order at half price. It's a beauty! (It really is) amazon.co.uk/Michael-funny-m…
Michael: The wise, funny and moving new novel for Christmas 2026

Michael: The wise, funny and moving new novel for Christmas 2026

Michael: The wise, funny and moving new novel for Christmas 2026

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It's independent bookshop day so I popped down to Sevenoaks Bookshop to get this beauty
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Autobiograhically leaning new book from Reece.. as near as a guarantee of pleasure as you can get geni.us/ThingsTookFromDark?u…
Things I Took from the Dark: The Museum of Me by Reece Shearsmith

Things I Took from the Dark: The Museum of Me by Reece Shearsmith

Pre-order now:

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The correct presentation of my new novel MICHAEL.. it's a sledgehammer of a yarn guaranteed to make you laugh and weep linktr.ee/michael_bobmortime…
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It's a beauty!!
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Would a team of ten Gvardiols or maybe ten Declan Rice's win the championship (with champ keeper)
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