Relatively young, moderately gifted and arguably black.
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Joined January 2012
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What is this world?
Tomorrow will it be: Lembit Öpik to rule on whether Putin can start an Onlyfans?
RIP Pharaoh Sanders
Thanks for all the absolutely fucking sublime music
open.spotify.com/track/71Dfi…
HOT FRESH 90s NONSENSE!
This week we talk @terrorvision
and Menswear
Go on, fill your jaded ears with this britpop double drop!
open.spotify.com/episode/71T…
I was browsing BBC iPlayer today, without my glasses and I genuinely thought there was a show called "Your Grandma Made Perfect"
Ay up lovely people,
New podcast episode out today!
This week we discuss the obscure Eddie Izzard sitcom "Cows" and a sublime episode of David Suchet's Poirot.
Links can be found in the description if you want to watch them too.
Sam X
open.spotify.com/episode/2eU…
Ay up lovely people,
Me and the amazing @miriamjsnice done made a podcast.
If you enjoy 90's based nonsense, go on give it a listen
Sam X
open.spotify.com/episode/6no…
REJECTED LYRICS #1
"I live my life in a careful manner
I keep acting gingerly
Like I'm Ken f**king Branagh"
Genuine Daily Mail online graphic
Nuttal is smashing this election . . . and the agreed laws of mathematics.
@CPWTweets Hi guys, wanted to congratulate you again on your sheer dogged determination to give shit-awful service. Hugs X
And so it was that upon return to his dilapidated Twitter house he found mail piled by the door and a toxic funk in the fridge.
@CPWTweets One of your shop staff "moved" my contract from Talk Mobile to Vodafone, then you charged me for both . . . for 7 months.
@CPWTweets Just called your customer service team, congrats guys, It's really hard to do apathetic and aggressive but you nailed it.
Suggested Additions to the MasterChef Format:
MasterChef The Clergy
Necro-MasterChef
MasterChef The Wrath of Khan
New lexicon proposal:
Low end residential letting agents to be known as
"Flat F@#kers"
Estate agents to be known as:
"Brick Pricks"