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Elon Musk spent nearly half a billion dollars trying to elect losers, if you were wondering where all the schadenfreude had come from – 24 historic burns thepoke.com/2026/11/04/elon-…
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Elon Musk spent nearly half a billion dollars trying to elect losers, if you were wondering where all the schadenfreude had come from – 24 historic burns thepoke.com/2026/11/04/elon-…
Elon Musk spent nearly half a billion dollars trying to elect losers, if you were wondering where...

Elon Musk spent nearly half a billion dollars trying to elect losers, if you were wondering where...

The Democrats have absolutely smashed the midterms. They’ve taken the House and the Senate, including a couple of seizmic upsets. Democrats will take control of the senate. Texas flips blue. It’s...

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Donald Trump said the Republicans would have won if he had been on the ballot, and the internet spoke as one – 21 cutting clapbacks thepoke.com/2026/11/04/trump…
Donald Trump said the Republicans would have won if he had been on the ballot, and the internet...

Donald Trump said the Republicans would have won if he had been on the ballot, and the internet...

Right now, results are pouring in, showing huge and sometimes truly unexpected gains for the Democrats in the US midterm elections. *** It’s official. *** The Democrats have won BOTH The House AND...

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Patrick Stewart’s account of experiencing his first American hamburger has been going viral again as it’s truly delicious thepoke.com/2026/11/03/patri…

Patrick Stewart's account of experiencing his first American hamburger has been going viral again...

As tributes to the late, great Sir Patrick Stewart continue to pour in, Twitter user Utterly Interesting has shared an utterly majestic, Shakespearean account from the man himself concerning his...

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People shared the weirdest things they've seen on public transport - 17 properly strange sights that are anything but standard class thepoke.com/2026/11/03/what-…
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‘What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?’ – People are playing the lucky dip of celebrities with this entertaining chart thepoke.com/2026/11/03/what-…
'What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?' - People are playing the lucky dip of...

'What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?' - People are playing the lucky dip of...

A rather marvellous chart has been going viral on Twitter recently. It’s a simple enough concept, but wonderfully executed by graphic designer and data enthusiast Josh Barzon. It’s just a big ol’...

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25 Funniest Threads Posts to Give Your Day a Lift thepoke.com/2026/11/03/25-fu…
25 Funniest Threads Posts to Give Your Day a Lift

25 Funniest Threads Posts to Give Your Day a Lift

It’s US election day, and we’ve all got our fingers crossed for a free and fair election that makes Trump into a lame duck. The results won’t be in for some time, and the full picture may take weeks...

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‘What’s the highest dopamine-to-effort ratio you’ve ever discovered in life?’ – 22 little effort, huge reward experiences thepoke.com/2026/11/03/whats…
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A Maga was asked the best thing Donald Trump’s done in his second term and it’s a terrifying insight into what America is up against right now thepoke.com/2026/11/03/a-mag…
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According to Donald Trump, the Reflecting Pool was an unstoppable killing machine that nobody knew about until he put a stop to it thepoke.com/2026/11/03/accor…
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JD Vance tried to mock the Democrats with a joke about his daughter and it blew up in his face in spectacular fashion thepoke.com/2026/11/03/jd-va…
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Donald Trump tried to tally up all of the promises he has kept during his presidency and the math ain’t mathing thepoke.com/2026/11/03/donal…

Donald Trump tried to tally up all of the promises he has kept during his presidency and the math...

The midterms are finally here for Americans. And they couldn’t have come soon enough. In the lead-up to the highly consequential voting day, Donald Trump, JD Vance, and every other Maga bogeyman have...

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Julia Hartley-Brewer was furious at the charities chosen by the Celebrity Traitors winners and of all the A++ responses Richard Bacon surely said it best thepoke.com/2026/11/02/julia…
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A guy whose girlfriend is from Norway shared ’10 Norwegian quirks the British mind can’t understand’ and it’s an eye-opening culture clash for the ages #recap thepoke.com/2026/11/03/a-guy…
A guy whose girlfriend is from Norway shared ’10 Norwegian quirks the British mind can't understa...

A guy whose girlfriend is from Norway shared ’10 Norwegian quirks the British mind can't understa...

We love a culture clash romance in these parts. So we devoured this post from Thomas Hornall, who describes himself as a Glaswegian-Norwegian. Thomas shared a post on Twitter a little bit back in the...

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People shared the weirdest things they've seen on public transport - 17 properly strange sights that are anything but standard class thepoke.com/2026/11/03/what-…
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A Maga was asked the best thing Donald Trump’s done in his second term and it’s a terrifying insight into what America is up against right now thepoke.com/2026/11/03/a-mag…
A Maga was asked the best thing Donald Trump's done in his second term and it's a terrifying...

A Maga was asked the best thing Donald Trump's done in his second term and it's a terrifying...

As America goes to the polls for what promises to be a make or break set of midterms for Donald Trump’s second presidency, a reminder that it pays to take nothing for granted. Especially when it...

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JD Vance took credit for the NYC Mayor’s achievements, and Zohran Mamdani ratioed him to bits without saying a word thepoke.com/2026/11/03/jd-va…
JD Vance took credit for the NYC Mayor's achievements, and Zohran Mamdani ratioed him to bits...

JD Vance took credit for the NYC Mayor's achievements, and Zohran Mamdani ratioed him to bits...

In the last-minute scramble for votes, the Trump circle has had to resort to taking credit for things that aren’t entirely of their doing, or sometimes any of their doing, and it’s backfired in the...

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Donald Trump’s Reflecting Poolside ramblings were already humiliating enough but CNN’s take on his weirdo monologue was simply devastating thepoke.com/2026/11/03/donal…
Donald Trump's Reflecting Poolside ramblings were already humiliating enough but CNN's take on his...

Donald Trump's Reflecting Poolside ramblings were already humiliating enough but CNN's take on his...

Donald Trump chose to make his final appeal to votes ahead of Tuesday’s make or break midterm elections by wanging on for 17 minutes about … his never-ending Reflecting Pool project. dafuq, and i...

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‘What’s the highest dopamine-to-effort ratio you’ve ever discovered in life?’ – 22 little effort, huge reward experiences thepoke.com/2026/11/03/whats…
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Celebrity Traitors fan Cherie Blair texted James Blunt’s wife to say “God, your husband’s stupid”, and Joe Lycett spoke for the nation with this all-time brutal comeback thepoke.com/2026/11/01/celeb…
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