The Zen Dasher

The cat meme remains supreme #doordash #doordashdriver #deliverydriver #sidehustle

Tesla FSD handled a downed power line with ease. Onto the next delivery #doordash #doordashdriver #teslafsd #tesla #deliverydriver

Tesla FSD handles a DoorDash delivery from start to finish 🏁 This is why I love doing delivery work in a self driving vehicle. It does 90% of the job and I just relax. #doordash #teslafsd #tesla #sidehustle #selfdriving

Fishing today was a success

Doordashing with a self driving car is the easiest job, so even when I’m tired or low energy, i can still relax and do it #doordash #doordashdriver #teslafsd #tesla #deliverydriver

Maximum goofball energy

This is why I trust Tesla FSD A pickup truck swerved into my lane nearly clipping my front bumper, and Tesla verified there were no cars on the left and smoothly avoided the accident then recentered itself back into the lane, all without me intervening #teslafsd #tesla

Tesla FSD handles parallel parking on the street very well. Good job #tesla #teslafsd #selfdriving

Today it was over 100° outside. The only thing keeping me together was Tesla’s ventilated seats blasting cold air exactly where it was needed most. Delivering DoorDash in this heat would’ve been a whole different experience without them. #TeslaFSD #Tesla #DoorDash #Summer

After enough DoorDash deliveries, you start to recognize more than just the streets. You recognize the customers too. #DoorDash #TeslaFSD #GigEconomy #DeliveryDriver #Productivity

Best customer responses to the cat meme. I love getting to do this and make people laugh, even if it’s for a few seconds #doordash #doordashdriver #catmemes

Their dad must be Elon

I was talking about how this is the calmest I’ve ever been. Just me, Tesla FSD, DoorDash, and a peaceful drive. Then I got out of the car… …and walked straight into a spiderweb. It got in my mouth. #TeslaFSD #DoorDash #Comedy #Life #Relatable

Tesla FSD can handle the drive. Finding the right apartment number? That’s still my job. One of the biggest challenges with DoorDash isn’t getting to the destination—it’s figuring out which door is actually the right one. #TeslaFSD #DoorDash #Tesla #SelfDriving #Technology

I don’t know who started the espresso martini trend… But according to Hinge, approximately 97% of the population loves them. Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this. #Hinge #DatingApps #Comedy #Relatable #Memes

Friday night. 11:00 PM. Most people are ordering pizza, wings, or burgers. This customer? A protein shake… and a side of pickles. I’m not here to judge. I’m just here to deliver it. #DoorDash #LateNight #FoodDelivery #GigEconomy #Comedy

The fact that this is a New England blows my mind

One of my favorite things about DoorDash isn’t the deliveries—it’s the flexibility. Today I delivered a pizza, ended my dash, hopped into a client meeting, and when I had free time again, I could start right back where I left off. #DoorDash #TeslaFSD #GigEconomy #SideHustle

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.” Hinge: “I want to travel more.” “I want to travel more.” “I want to travel more.” “I want to travel more.” NPC behavior has reached critical levels. Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this. #Hinge #DatingApps #Comedy

One of the biggest mistakes I see gig drivers make is focusing on dollars per hour instead of dollars per mile. Every mile you drive costs money. #DoorDash #UberEats #GigEconomy #SideHustle #PersonalFinance