Troubled outlaw Dada/diva draws cult following to Jersey Turnpike with stunts in traffic, then fights reluctantly for livelihood.
AT THE END OF MY ROPE
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Moral of the story, @GovChristie, is anyone can take control of a road; it's WHAT YOU DO WITH IT that matters. amazon.com/New-Jerseys-Famou…
Well, @GovChristie: it seems both of us are under investigation for stopping traffic, but only one of us ever got a standing O for it.
Best Indie Novel? Best Hero? Ain't too proud to beg . . .
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New Jersey's Famous Turnpike Witch on Smashwords: pick your format, pick your price, READ THE BOOK. smashwords.com/books/view/26…
Now Available on Smashwords - . . . because Kindle aversion was the only thing holding us back.
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Equal Time for the Disenchanted - Disenchanted — get it? Because I'm the Witch? Oh, never mind.
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A REVIEW! A REVIEW! My kingdom (consisting of the Walt Whitman Service Area + immediate environs) for a REVIEW!
Aside from being a fictional character, how did I *not* make it in this video? Grr.
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Got my Gore-Tex unitard on, my sailskate ballasted, and three cans of Red Bull in me. Bring it on, #Sandy, you bitch!
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@nicolehill17 Yes! Please do! (Thanks for this: and please tweet back thoughts/comments as you read; we'd love to have them.)
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#40: Kellogg's Nasal Drip. Truth is, nobody likes the product offering here, and competition worked for Raisin Bran.