Isaac Conoclast

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I didn't, but the site reminded me... #MyTwitterAnniversary

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't, probably because I'd been drinking! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't, but apparently it was today. Probably drunk... #MyTwitterAnniversary

I swear, some people pore over a tweet left and right, looking for a word or turn of phrase that they can object to and then excoriate in a tweet of their own. Go pick nits.

You know who you are, and you know why we're not talking about this. It's hardly a discussion, much less up for debate.

I don't mind paying someone in exchange for sex, as long as it's someone who doesn't mind sex in exchange for payment.

Some days are better than others. This one is just fine.

I did the best I could with what I had to work with.

If a chapter ends on a down note, do you stop reading the book?

After being grateful, what are you supposed to do after your heart's greatest and most impossible wish comes true? #existentialcrisis

For all the time we spent disagreeing, it was weird being at his service and being told by so many different people how I'm so much like him. I miss my dad.

I need to stay off the internet. I find something new and upsetting every single day.

Everyone around me seems so angry today. I hope it's not me.

Another day where the world insisted on trying to tell me who I am. It's so tiring!

I remain hopelessly hopeful.

When I was younger, I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to be somebody, not knowing that I already was.

It never ceases to amaze me that some people take pride in being unkind.

I enjoy the way my face feels when I say the word "eleven".