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@UberCiph

tweet bullshit, dirt, tell lies, then leave

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Joined September 2010
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Dad’s a fkn liar. That kangaroo beat her ass
Ayanfe (@Ayanfe_Baddo) profile pictureAyanfe
@Ayanfe_BaddoNov 7
What fathers do when moms are not looking 😭
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MilesTheVillain
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Them and the ppl that make sure there’s no capital letters and punctuation marks be killing me too lol
Miss Make It Happen (@jarahhhh) profile pictureMiss Make It Happen@jarahhhhNov 5
For the people who capitalize the first letter of every word…… why ? Why yall do that ?
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Jey aint even decide to tweet through it. He just hit one of these
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That 55+ breakfast sampler at Ihop is right up my alley. One of every damn thing. Even one pancake
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Why when you ask the police something that’s not about arresting someone do they give you so much damn sass?
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Told this woman that I need to get a tire rotation and she said she aint know what that is. She’s had a car for the ten years Ive known her 😭😭😭
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Dropped folk shit, talkin spicy got everybody lit
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Weed for breakfast. Captain crunch at night. Kids eating lunch at night
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For the rest of they life. Four wings, fried vegetable rice
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Honestly palm trees are the only things saving LA’s image. Like really imagine that hellscape without those tall ass trees 🤢
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Finding out palm trees weren’t native to LA broke my heart
The True Size of Maps (@TrueSizeOfMaps) profile pictureThe True Size of Maps@TrueSizeOfMapsOct 27
Where native palm trees are found in the United States
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I was in the shower too. Shit blew mine smh
Jolie (@itsCJolie) profile pictureJolie@itsCJolieOct 26
Replying to @UberCiph
It would ruin my day but this hasn't happened to me lol
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If I had your hand I’d turn mines in
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Ever in a good mood and your mood got better because the beat to Sexy Love by Max B drops and then you hear Destiny Child singing and it ruins your day?
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Only if the person is a mutual but I feel you lol
Sadé 🗽 (@_munchkinn) profile pictureSadé 🗽
@_munchkinnOct 25
I love when someone straight up ask me why I’m not cool with someone no more because STORYTIME! I never gaf, people need to know you evil
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Be killing these at Nick’s Cafe at least once a week when I’m in Los Angeles like I’m a blue collar worker
𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 (@shagbark_hick) profile picture𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗
@shagbark_hickOct 25
I have eaten with all sorts of people from all different backgrounds all over the USA -- but I've never seen anybody eating ham steaks. Yet every grocery store has a whole display more or less dedicated to them. What gives? Are any of you guys eating these?
Image from 𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 (@shagbark_hick)
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Don’t offer me nothing Biscoff flavored unless we’re on an airplane. That’s the flavor of the skies
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Gypsies/Travellers having Indian roots is still funny as hell to me
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I gotta stop dating women that have fringe conspiracy theories
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