Live tweeting from my gay middle aged dad life ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Joined September 2026
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"You guys think IM crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of ya don't know what's goin' on around here, but Im damn well sure SOME of you do" YEAH, WELL, NYAN CAT BOMB CUZ 1M 5000 €UT3
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Its not really that funny of a situation because this has probably done a good amount of damage to me but fuck, who else but Gas dude
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I said "hey siri open up that clip of nathan fielder doing the-" and she interrupted me and because my phone was connected to a speaker she said "𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧" so loud it blew my pussy off
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I got a compliment on my Soulwax shirt and when i turned around it was the same worker who complimented my Cross shirt in september, and she recognized me and showed me she still had the Cross kandi i gave her, on LIKE
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Sometimes i wonder if people im not friends with anymore ever talk about me and tell others that one of my red flags is that im an eternal member of the weezer fanclub
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I genuinely wonder this. I may have lost the list of my personal red flags but idk i feel like the weezer thing is something people fear
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