
Author, Public Speaker, Host, Comedian, Writer for @tv_speechless and People Magazine's Sexiest Man Afraid
Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2010
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People think it's weird and gross that Bill Belichick is dating a 24-year-old, but he seems like such a dynamic, fun and youthful person that I totally get it.
One of these days, Taylor Swift is going to be like "So glad I can finally share this with you! here's my new album and surprise, it also solves climate change."
I've never been particularly articulate or concise, and it's making short form content challenging for me because I have enough time to tell the story but not enough time for my rhythm. Any other bumbling fools got advice?
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Be honest, would you join #WheelchairClub?
So grateful to @DisabilityChall for getting the band back together to make a completely ridiculous film over five days. @JoshtheFlanagan, @ChrisDemarais, @AndyYoungFilm. #CancelChrisDemarais youtu.be/0T6ESU3ftks?feature…
Stop putting AI in big metal robots. If you're gonna do it, put it in soft things! Like A sentient velour jumper or something.
I love many people at @RoosterTeeth. They weren't perfect, but they were also the first place that made me feel like I could make a career bringing joy and laughter to people. That's pretty special to a kid looking for a place in the world. Thanks, RT.
I blame that new logo.
I know this might be an unpopular opinion, but I hope #BillsMafia supports Tyler Bass through this. I remember reading an article about Scott Norwood a few years ago and how the vitriol he received after the Super Bowl loss was so devastating. Let's lead with kindness this time.
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As a Buffalo Bills fan, yesterday's loss was tough, but I take solace in knowing that finally SOMETHING good has happened for the Kansas City Chiefs and Taylor Swift.
Reservation Dogs Didn't get any Emmy love, which is ridiculous and wrong. But luckily, for all of us, it exists, and is streaming on Hulu.
I was so moved by how much Pete Carroll cared about the Seahawks, the players, their families, and football, that it kind of changed my perspective on the sport altogether. Either that, or I want Pete Carroll to be my grandpa
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If Blake Lively just isn't feeling it, does she become Blake Subdued?
(viral tweet! Viral tweet! Viral tweet!)
