UPDATE: turns out the plane never made it back from australia and he's been in purgatory the whole time
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hey everybody. been a while. just logged in to say: farts should only be used for crap propulsion. farting for its own sake is an abomination
everything in my life is great right now. I know this joy contains its own eventual collapse but so does everything so whatever
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trying to stay off all websites these days, but bluesky gave me another invite code. if anyone wants it you can have it. just message me and don't be a nazi with a checkmark
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i'm gonna guess it's the blood pact with satan
Henry Kissinger turns 100 years old tomorrow and his son reflects on the secrets of his longevity. Hint: It's not the diet heavy on bratwurst and Wiener schnitzel. washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
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feels like only yesterday max was hbo max but really it was 2 days ago. where does the time go
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been getting lots of emails inviting me to my 25th college reunion. guess they didn't see my response 10 years ago

















