Extra Ordinary. Juice like a strawberry. Stevenage FC. F1, cricket, darts, cruises, TV and films. Watch The OA.

Gainsborough
Joined August 2010
This was amazing. I had to watch it twice in slow motion. 🫨🙂
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Google "Avengers: Doomsday" click Dr Doom's green mask and do the quizzes. Or don't.
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Proud to say my persistent badgering for @StevenageFC to provide a half-time cuppa and a pie for us humble hacks in the Lamex press box has finally paid off. Thanks to chairman Phil Wallace and comms guy @danbranowsky for listening to my pleas #Pietastic
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Emotional exit by Michael Carrick as fans sing his name. A farewell? Supporters turn on players once Carrick down tunnel. #MUFC
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Dear British Gas, your advert of that annoying prolonged screeching noise makes me change the channel whenever it comes on. Who comes up with these crap things. Like when they feature a doorbell on a TV advert or a siren on a radio advert. Thick.
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Shocking from England.
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Hahaha, play to the whistle etc
England think they've won it but Shadab Khan survives after review! 😳
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Netflix are getting nervous.... #darts
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Catching up on GBBO and they're making Bread and Butter pudding which coincidentally I had pretty much every day last week as it's all MSC seem to do. P&O is better in that regard, more variety in the "...and custard" puddings.
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Just found out Day Nurse liquid was discontinued in 2023 following after MHRA banned it. Had that for years, but obviously haven't needed it for a while! Back to the Cold and Flu pills then.
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New series of This City Is Ours starts tomorrow on BBC. Thoroughly recommend watching the first series. And learn the House of Bamboo dance if you want.
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Going to try my first Earl Grey tea, which I brought home from my cabin. I predict it will be rank, but I've got a sore throat (and cold) and thought a hot drink might help.
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Not that bad actually. Drinkable. Tea but with a fragrance. Handy if you don't have any milk for a normal tea. Might nick some more next time.
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Conveniently UK shaped storm. 🤖
It’s raining everywhere in the UK right now, thanks to Storm #Boelo ☔️
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Simply ridiculous! 😂 Luke Littler produces an average of 114.47 - the second highest in European Championship history - to power through to the last eight! ☢️
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Replying to @Betfair
Have you tried ringing Opta and getting them to knock a couple off? Normally does the trick.
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Replying to @Betfair
And I’ll need your great great great grandfathers wristwatch, glasses and his goats left bollock and it’s mothers teet to pay you. Contact customer support if you cannot.
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Replying to @Betfair
Yeah, just fax us over a photocopy of a B&Q receipt from 2002, show us a picture of your wife’s tits, and chop off the index finger of your left hand and we’ll get you paid out
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Replying to @Betfair
hes gonna have to send in a 4k ultra HD 1080p image of his arse hole and receipts for everything hes bought since 1988 to get paid out by you rat bastards
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