Turns out, either the hackers are all so honest that they don't take what isn't theirs, or the whole issue was vastly blown out of proportion from the start.
The cyber correspondents we deserve:
Cyber correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know PHP existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.
With everybody dramatically sprinting to shield themselves from PHP2Shell, Copilot instantly ran out of free tier usage this morning. Including for people who hadn't even launched it.





















