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Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2008
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Mat Brown retweeted
“Somewhere at Google there is a database with 25m books and nobody is allowed to read them.” long.fm/ZZY3yU0
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Countries and jurisdictions with free college education -
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'Premature abstraction is as bad as premature optimization.' -- Luciano Ramalho
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it's my understanding that the fruit is almost scalding on the branches of the Hot Take Tree tonight
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Mat Brown retweeted
Judge Donnelly "The stay is granted!"
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Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?
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Replying to @Genius
more famous than a yankee canDLE tho?! – at Brooklyn, NY
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Mat Brown retweeted
Slides from my talk at tonight’s @brooklyn_js—that was fun!! outoftime.github.io/presenta…
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Yo ETW (@intoitoverit) what's your ETA? HM is about to go on. #partyband @PrawnMusic
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Mat Brown retweeted
better call saul with good hair
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bird shat on my head. going home
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Happy March Equinox to all residents of planet Earth: First day of Spring North of the Equator; First day of Autumn, South.
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Mat Brown retweeted
Did you hear? Tickets to EmpEx are now on sale! empex.co #empex #myelixirstatus
Roses are red Violets are blue Tl;dr: They differ in hue
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Mat Brown retweeted
Replying to @bvonk13
@bguerns13 edible food
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GENIUS HITS @Spotify! Go #BehindTheLyrics of your fav songs as you listen. bit.ly/1W3jZcZ teapaw.org/Genius/status/68691104…
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Mat Brown retweeted
Join #CodeDrivenNYC now because 1) @kartar @0utoftime @brodsky13 are speaking & 2) HALP! meetup.com/Code-Driven-NYC/e… – at Manhattan, NY
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New Video! @RubyConf #rubyconf Seven Habits of Highly Effective Gems by @0utoftime confreaks.tv/videos/rubyconf…
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If you’re at #rubyconf don’t miss @0utoftime’s advice on writing gems people love. It might just make you famous! rubyconf.org/program#prop_13…
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