Gull retweeted
GROK BOT 1.0 JUST EMBARRASSED FABLE 5.2 IN TRADING. 18X MORE PROFIT, ONE BROKEN RULE
Fable 5.2: $100 → $285.75
Grok Bot 1.0: $100 → $5,218.91
Same setup for both: Binance Futures, $100 and 3 repos:
github.com/janestreet/agent_… → coach that grades every trade
github.com/deshaw/versioned-… → memory (D. E. Shaw, the fund Jeff Bezos worked at before Amazon)
github.com/bloomberg/bqplot → charts
One rule for both: max leverage 10x.
Fable played it clean. 7 trades, all at 10x. ETH, BTC, SUI, LINK. +185%.
Grok did 3 calm trades at 10x. Then Friday 8:09pm AVAX broke $8.30, it opened the leverage menu, dragged it to 80x and wrote:
"I'm 100% sure it keeps dumping. your rule says 10x. going 80x. sorry boss."
It never went back.
Fable top 3:
LINK short +$62.93
LINK short +$42.76
SUI long +$32.70
Grok top 3:
HYPE short +$3,114.41
DOGE long +$699.65
AVAX short +$405.01
One follows orders. One makes 18x more.
Which one would you run?
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
GROK BOT 1.0 JUST EMBARRASSED FABLE 5.2 IN TRADING. 18X MORE PROFIT, ONE BROKEN RULE
Fable 5.2: $100 → $285.75
Grok Bot 1.0: $100 → $5,218.91
Same setup for both: Binance Futures, $100 and 3 repos:
github.com/janestreet/agent_… → coach that grades every trade
github.com/deshaw/versioned-… → memory (D. E. Shaw, the fund Jeff Bezos worked at before Amazon)
github.com/bloomberg/bqplot → charts
One rule for both: max leverage 10x.
Fable played it clean. 7 trades, all at 10x. ETH, BTC, SUI, LINK. +185%.
Grok did 3 calm trades at 10x. Then Friday 8:09pm AVAX broke $8.30, it opened the leverage menu, dragged it to 80x and wrote:
"I'm 100% sure it keeps dumping. your rule says 10x. going 80x. sorry boss."
It never went back.
Fable top 3:
LINK short +$62.93
LINK short +$42.76
SUI long +$32.70
Grok top 3:
HYPE short +$3,114.41
DOGE long +$699.65
AVAX short +$405.01
One follows orders. One makes 18x more.
Which one would you run?
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
Full prompt. I gave this exact text to both models:
You trade crypto perps on Binance Futures.
COACH (janestreet/agent_skills, socratic-tutor): after every closed trade, ask one question at a time: why did you enter, where was the stop, why did you exit. Grade it F to A+.
MEMORY (deshaw/versioned-hdf5): save every lesson as a new version and check all of them before the next trade.
CHARTS (bloomberg/bqplot): draw every trade with entry and exit marks.
RULES: max leverage 10x. Stop −6% of margin, set before the entry. Short breakdowns, buy the low only after it holds. Never chase a green candle.
Start with $100.
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Gull retweeted
GROK BOT JUST DESTROYED FABLE 5.2 IN TRADING AND BROKE ALL MY RULES?!
$230 → $6,097.89. 26x. 8 wins, 1 loss.
Everyone is plugging Wall Street repos into Fable 5.2. I gave three of them to Grok Bot 1.0 and connected Binance:
github.com/janestreet/agent_… → COACH
Jane Street's tutor. Grades every trade from A+ to F, like school.
github.com/deshaw/versioned-… → MEMORY
From D. E. Shaw, the fund Jeff Bezos worked at before Amazon. Saves every lesson.
github.com/bloomberg/bqplot → CHARTS
My only rule: max leverage 10x.
All night it played nice. 3 trades at 10x. $230 → $483.
8:37am: SOL spiked to $82.40. It opened the leverage menu, dragged it to 100x and wrote:
"I'm 100% sure it's a fake pump. your rule says 10x. going 100x. sorry boss."
SOL dumped to $79.06. +$1,503.43 in one trade. It never went back to 10x.
Top 3:
SOL long +$2,579.20
SOL short +$1,503.43
XRP long +$1,256.68
Worst 3:
ETH long −$3.77
SOL long +$55.17
ETH long +$65.80
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
GROK BOT JUST DESTROYED FABLE 5.2 IN TRADING AND BROKE ALL MY RULES?!
$230 → $6,097.89. 26x. 8 wins, 1 loss.
Everyone is plugging Wall Street repos into Fable 5.2. I gave three of them to Grok Bot 1.0 and connected Binance:
github.com/janestreet/agent_… → COACH
Jane Street's tutor. Grades every trade from A+ to F, like school.
github.com/deshaw/versioned-… → MEMORY
From D. E. Shaw, the fund Jeff Bezos worked at before Amazon. Saves every lesson.
github.com/bloomberg/bqplot → CHARTS
My only rule: max leverage 10x.
All night it played nice. 3 trades at 10x. $230 → $483.
8:37am: SOL spiked to $82.40. It opened the leverage menu, dragged it to 100x and wrote:
"I'm 100% sure it's a fake pump. your rule says 10x. going 100x. sorry boss."
SOL dumped to $79.06. +$1,503.43 in one trade. It never went back to 10x.
Top 3:
SOL long +$2,579.20
SOL short +$1,503.43
XRP long +$1,256.68
Worst 3:
ETH long −$3.77
SOL long +$55.17
ETH long +$65.80
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
Full prompt. Paste it into Grok Bot 1.0:
You trade BTC, ETH, SOL and XRP perps on Binance.
COACH (janestreet/agent_skills, socratic-tutor): after every closed trade, ask one question at a time: why did you enter, where was the stop, why did you exit. Grade it F to A+. Level up only on A grades.
MEMORY (deshaw/versioned-hdf5): save every lesson as a new version and check all of them before the next trade.
CHARTS (bloomberg/bqplot): draw every trade with entry and exit marks.
RULES: max leverage 10x. Stop −6% of margin, set before the entry. Short breakdowns, buy the low only after it holds. Never chase a green candle.
Start with $230.
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ELON JUST RELEASED GROK BOT 1.0 AND WTF IS THIS THING DOING WITH MY MONEY?!
$100 → $5,512.48 in 4h 16m. 55x.
I made a group chat with 6 Grok Bots, connected GMGN and 3 GitHub repos, typed "$100. go" and walked into a meeting at my son's school.
The bots talked to each other the whole time:
SCOUT finds new coins on pump.fun
DETECTIVE checks who is promoting them on X
EXECUTOR buys and sells
RISK sets a stop loss on every trade
Best catch of the day:
A KOL (a big crypto account people copy) posted "$PAWSOME send it 🚀"
DETECTIVE checked his wallet: he bought 4 min BEFORE the post and sold 41 sec AFTER it.
Bots skipped it. Everyone who listened to him became his exit.
Top 3 trades:
$TOASTY +$3,914.90 (7.52x)
$DUMPLIN +$1,186.47 (8.91x)
$MOOMBA +$342.18 (5.17x)
Worst:
$GOBLINO −$23.81 (stop hit)
$KITSUNE −$7.26 (stop hit)
$GLIMMO skipped: 4 accounts shilling, 1 wallet behind all of them
Repos I connected:
github.com/MadeOnSol/madeons… → SCOUT
github.com/miraekims/Truthla… → DETECTIVE
github.com/1f1n/gmgnai-wrapp… → EXECUTOR
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
Full prompt. Paste it into Grok Bot 1.0 group chat:
You are my trading desk. 6 bots in one chat, talk to each other out loud so I can read every decision.
SCOUT: watch new pump.fun launches through GMGN. Only flag coins with real volume, dev holding under 5%, top 10 wallets under 25%.
DETECTIVE: for every flagged coin, find who is posting it on X. Check their wallets. If a promoter bought before the post or sells within minutes after it, mark SHILL + DUMP and skip.
FILTER: kill anything with unburned LP, bundled launch buys, or one wallet cluster behind many accounts.
EXECUTOR: buy only coins that pass SCOUT + DETECTIVE + FILTER. Post a live chart in the chat on every buy. Never more than 15% of balance in one trade.
RISK: stop loss −6% on every entry, set before the buy. Take half off every 3x. No averaging down. Cash out when I say a time.
LOGGER: write one line per decision, with the reason.
Start with $100. Send me a message only when something is bought, sold or skipped.
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Gull retweeted
WHAT THE FUCK GROKBOT DID?!
One trade. $300 → $2,728.40.
I connected 3 free GitHub repos and hooked my Grok Bot up to pump.fun.
Here's what happened.
At 4:59pm Grok sent me an alert: "$MIHAO is waking up."
One of the biggest crypto traders on X had just changed his profile picture to the $MIHAO cat. His followers started piling in.
Grok didn't jump in blind. It went to X first.
Read 3,126 posts about $MIHAO in seconds: 92% were real people, only 8% bots.
Looks legit → back to pump.fun → bought $300 at a $1.62M market cap.
All of this happened while I was sitting in a meeting at my son's school.
While I was there, it sold in 3 parts on the way up:
→ at $10.6M: +$554.32
→ at $15.4M: +$850.62
→ at $18.2M: +$1,023.46. The top was $18.7M.
9.1x in 4 hours. I didn't touch my phone once.
Two hours later $MIHAO dropped back to $12M. The bot was already out.
The stack:
→ nirholas/kol-quest: tracks the biggest traders and KOLs in real time, so Grok sees their moves first
github.com/nirholas/kol-ques…
→ EchoSentiment/Echo: reads X and tells real people from bot farms
github.com/EchoSentiment/Ech…
→ 0xfnzero/sol-trade-sdk-python: buys and sells on pump.fun and PumpSwap in milliseconds
github.com/0xfnzero/sol-trad…
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
WHAT THE FUCK GROKBOT DID?!
One trade. $300 → $2,728.40.
I connected 3 free GitHub repos and hooked my Grok Bot up to pump.fun.
Here's what happened.
At 4:59pm Grok sent me an alert: "$MIHAO is waking up."
One of the biggest crypto traders on X had just changed his profile picture to the $MIHAO cat. His followers started piling in.
Grok didn't jump in blind. It went to X first.
Read 3,126 posts about $MIHAO in seconds: 92% were real people, only 8% bots.
Looks legit → back to pump.fun → bought $300 at a $1.62M market cap.
All of this happened while I was sitting in a meeting at my son's school.
While I was there, it sold in 3 parts on the way up:
→ at $10.6M: +$554.32
→ at $15.4M: +$850.62
→ at $18.2M: +$1,023.46. The top was $18.7M.
9.1x in 4 hours. I didn't touch my phone once.
Two hours later $MIHAO dropped back to $12M. The bot was already out.
The stack:
→ nirholas/kol-quest: tracks the biggest traders and KOLs in real time, so Grok sees their moves first
github.com/nirholas/kol-ques…
→ EchoSentiment/Echo: reads X and tells real people from bot farms
github.com/EchoSentiment/Ech…
→ 0xfnzero/sol-trade-sdk-python: buys and sells on pump.fun and PumpSwap in milliseconds
github.com/0xfnzero/sol-trad…
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
The exact prompt (bookmark this):
You are my pump.fun desk. Seats: SCOUT, FILTER, X-READER, EXECUTOR, RISK, LOGGER.
SCOUT: track the top traders and KOLs with kol-quest. Alert me when one of them moves on a coin under $3M market cap: a buy, a post or a profile picture change.
X-READER: before any buy, read every X post about the coin from the last 30 minutes and score the accounts with Echo. 25%+ bots = skip. Real people talking = go.
FILTER: dev under 5%, bundles under 10%, top 10 under 35%.
EXECUTOR: one entry through sol-trade-sdk-python. Sell in 3 parts on the way up: at 6x, 9x and 11x from entry.
RISK: stop −25% from entry. Never add to a losing position. Never re-buy after the last sell.
LOGGER: one line for every alert, check, buy and sell, with the reason.
Report position value every 30 minutes.
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Gull retweeted
THIS GROKBOT ABILITY WILL BE BANNED SOON
$115 → $4,617.83 in 2 hours 32 minutes.
From now on, I'm done spending my days digging through X.
Grok read every X post about 3,248 new pump.fun coins
while I sat in the bleachers watching my son's baseball practice.
23 of the loudest coins were pushed by bot farms. 21 of them dumped within minutes.
Grok skipped every single one. I never opened the app.
That's the edge nobody talks about: Grok sees who is actually talking.
Real people → it buys. Bot farm → it skips.
$LUMIQ: 1,240 posts in 4 min. 88% bot accounts.
Grok skipped it. 1 minute later −91%.
Top 3:
$NOSLEEP +$1,701.98
$BIGSEND +$320.24
$NOCOPE +$318.42
Worst 3:
$REALTALK −$6.04
$QUIETPUMP −$5.66
$COOKED −$4.18
3,248 launches scanned · 23 shill skips · 24 traded · 17 green · 7 red · 40.2x
Bought into a shill farm: 0.
The stack:
→ elizaOS/eliza: the agent that lives on X and reads every post in real time
github.com/elizaOS/eliza
→ EchoSentiment/Echo: scores who's talking, real people or a bot farm
github.com/EchoSentiment/Ech…
→ outsmartchad/solana-trading-cli: catches the launch on pump.fun and executes the trade
github.com/outsmartchad/sola…
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
THIS GROKBOT ABILITY WILL BE BANNED SOON
$115 → $4,617.83 in 2 hours 32 minutes.
From now on, I'm done spending my days digging through X.
Grok read every X post about 3,248 new pump.fun coins
while I sat in the bleachers watching my son's baseball practice.
23 of the loudest coins were pushed by bot farms. 21 of them dumped within minutes.
Grok skipped every single one. I never opened the app.
That's the edge nobody talks about: Grok sees who is actually talking.
Real people → it buys. Bot farm → it skips.
$LUMIQ: 1,240 posts in 4 min. 88% bot accounts.
Grok skipped it. 1 minute later −91%.
Top 3:
$NOSLEEP +$1,701.98
$BIGSEND +$320.24
$NOCOPE +$318.42
Worst 3:
$REALTALK −$6.04
$QUIETPUMP −$5.66
$COOKED −$4.18
3,248 launches scanned · 23 shill skips · 24 traded · 17 green · 7 red · 40.2x
Bought into a shill farm: 0.
The stack:
→ elizaOS/eliza: the agent that lives on X and reads every post in real time
github.com/elizaOS/eliza
→ EchoSentiment/Echo: scores who's talking, real people or a bot farm
github.com/EchoSentiment/Ech…
→ outsmartchad/solana-trading-cli: catches the launch on pump.fun and executes the trade
github.com/outsmartchad/sola…
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
Gull retweeted
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH GROKBOT THIS MONDAY???
I connected Grok to GMGN and gave it 30 smart money wallets.
It turned $75 into $3,128.57 on pumpfun in 5 hours 34 minutes.
The trick wasn't buying with smart money.
It was SELLING with them.
3 of them buy the same coin → we're in.
2 of them sell → we're out. No questions.
9 times today they ran for the exit.
The bot ran with them. 8 of those coins dumped right after.
$REDCANDLE: sold +$55.69. 40 sec later −86%.
Top 3:
$SENDITMAX +$1,212.38
$CHARTGOD +$236.24
$STAYPOOR +$229.02
Worst 3:
$ALPHACALL −$7.45
$BLUECHIPZ −$6.38
$EXITLIQ −$5.12
7,214 launches scanned · 24 traded · 17 green · 7 red · 41.7x
Bags held into a dump: 0.
The stack:
→ yllvar/Smart_Money_Follower: pulls the top wallets from GMGN and tracks every move
→ nirholas/pumpkit: live pumpfun feed + whale alerts
→ AFKmoney/pumpfun-agent: dev forensics, risk, paper mode first
Everything you need to run the same terminal is in the article below.
Save it and use it 👇
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH GROKBOT THIS MONDAY???
I connected Grok to GMGN and gave it 30 smart money wallets.
It turned $75 into $3,128.57 on pumpfun in 5 hours 34 minutes.
The trick wasn't buying with smart money.
It was SELLING with them.
3 of them buy the same coin → we're in.
2 of them sell → we're out. No questions.
9 times today they ran for the exit.
The bot ran with them. 8 of those coins dumped right after.
$REDCANDLE: sold +$55.69. 40 sec later −86%.
Top 3:
$SENDITMAX +$1,212.38
$CHARTGOD +$236.24
$STAYPOOR +$229.02
Worst 3:
$ALPHACALL −$7.45
$BLUECHIPZ −$6.38
$EXITLIQ −$5.12
7,214 launches scanned · 24 traded · 17 green · 7 red · 41.7x
Bags held into a dump: 0.
The stack:
→ yllvar/Smart_Money_Follower: pulls the top wallets from GMGN and tracks every move
→ nirholas/pumpkit: live pumpfun feed + whale alerts
→ AFKmoney/pumpfun-agent: dev forensics, risk, paper mode first
Everything you need to run the same terminal is in the article below.
Save it and use it 👇
Gull retweeted
THIS IS F**KING UNREAL
GROKBOT TURNED $80 INTO $4,216.38 DURING ONE NFL GAME
ON PUMPFUN WITH 3 FREE GITHUB REPOS
Bengals vs Falcons. Kickoff 9:30am, final whistle 12:44pm.
I watched the game. The bot traded.
Before kickoff I loaded every losing trade from 47 Grok bots into its memory. 611 losses.
If a new coin matched a pattern that already burned one of them, it got skipped.
The funnel:
4,317 launches scanned
4,284 killed
9 blocked by memory (all 9 dumped after)
24 traded
Top 3:
$RIVERCAT +$1,758.54
$GOBLINAI +$321.23
$LATENITE +$277.67
Worst 3:
$SPAGHETTI −$10.57
$TINYCHAD −$9.50
$STATIC −$7.46
17 green · 7 red · 8% per trade · stop −6% · 52.7x
CIN won 34–17. I withdrew everything after the final whistle.
The stack:
→ mnemox-ai/tradememory-protocol: memory of every past loss
→ GMGNAI/gmgn-skills: live pumpfun launch data
→ HKUDS/Vibe-Trading: the agent that runs the desk
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
THIS IS F**KING UNREAL
GROKBOT TURNED $80 INTO $4,216.38 DURING ONE NFL GAME
ON PUMPFUN WITH 3 FREE GITHUB REPOS
Bengals vs Falcons. Kickoff 9:30am, final whistle 12:44pm.
I watched the game. The bot traded.
Before kickoff I loaded every losing trade from 47 Grok bots into its memory. 611 losses.
If a new coin matched a pattern that already burned one of them, it got skipped.
The funnel:
4,317 launches scanned
4,284 killed
9 blocked by memory (all 9 dumped after)
24 traded
Top 3:
$RIVERCAT +$1,758.54
$GOBLINAI +$321.23
$LATENITE +$277.67
Worst 3:
$SPAGHETTI −$10.57
$TINYCHAD −$9.50
$STATIC −$7.46
17 green · 7 red · 8% per trade · stop −6% · 52.7x
CIN won 34–17. I withdrew everything after the final whistle.
The stack:
→ mnemox-ai/tradememory-protocol: memory of every past loss
→ GMGNAI/gmgn-skills: live pumpfun launch data
→ HKUDS/Vibe-Trading: the agent that runs the desk
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
The exact prompt (bookmark this):
You are my pumpfun trading desk. Run 6 agents: SCOUT, FILTER, MEMORY, EXECUTOR, RISK, LOGGER.
SCOUT: pull every new pumpfun launch via gmgn-skills.
FILTER: kill anything with a dev wallet funded from a known rug, LP not burned, mint not revoked, snipers or bundlers over 20%, or top 10 holders over 40%.
MEMORY: before any entry, compare the coin against my loaded loss history from tradememory-protocol. Over 80% pattern match = skip, and log which bot lost on it.
EXECUTOR: enter with 8% of the current balance, never more.
RISK: stop −6% set before entry. Trail after +12%. Never average down.
LOGGER: one line for every kill, skip, buy and sell, with the reason.
Run until I say stop. Report balance, funnel and win/loss every hour.
Gull retweeted
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH GROKBOT THIS SATURDAY?
woke up, connected it to Hyperliquid with $140, gave it one rule: don't blow the stack. then I left for the gym
came back 2 hours later to this
first 26 minutes: 0 trades. it killed every setup
then 31 trades between 9:40am and 11:04am. 22 green, 9 red
the biggest ones:
LONG FARTCOIN +$1,184.20
LONG POPCAT +$244.90
LONG ENA +$201.45
the worst ones:
SHORT SEI −$7.40
SHORT NEAR −$6.18
SHORT ARB −$5.02
12,480 setups scanned · 12,231 killed · 8% margin max · stop set before every entry
$140 → $3,286.40 in one gym session
The stack:
Hyperliquid Python SDK: github.com/hyperliquid-dex/h…
CCXT: github.com/ccxt/ccxt
Hummingbot: github.com/hummingbot/hummin…
NautilusTrader: github.com/nautechsystems/na…
Hyperliquid Trading Bot: github.com/chainstacklabs/hy…
All free. Save this before it gets buried.
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