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For Women at Token 2049 10 Types of Crypto Bros You Will Meet 1⃣ The Touchy Feely Always wants to hug. Put his hands around your waist for photos. The more extreme ones get gropey when they start drinking. Nice excuse! 2⃣ The Namedropper Knows this project’s founder, knows that fund’s CIO. Probably not much going on in his life if he has to shill someone else’s achievements 3⃣ The Flexer Collect so many branded NFTs. Got into a memecoin so early. Wears web3 merch. He wants you to know. But wealth is quiet, rich is loud, broke is flashy 4⃣ The Rizzer He read The Game one time and then looks for openings to neg you. Aims to be the one giving you his approval, which you don’t need. Juvenile 5⃣ The Tryhard Wears shades indoors, at night. Loud when surrounded by friends. Loneliness and insecurity lead to this type of behavior. Empathize if u can 6⃣ The Autist No eye contact. Very shy. Can have good insights. Stepped out of his comfort zone just being there. Introverted is not automatically negative 7⃣ The BD Goes straight into his pitch so he can put you in his CRM. It's the pressure from his boss. Can be a bit aggressive, but just doing his job. 8⃣ The Community Guy When you both exchange Twitters you see you already have 500+ mutuals. Professional gm-er. Build relationship with them. 9⃣ The Builder Gets into techy conversations. Passionate about his work and mission. Burns out social battery at events. He rather be coding. 🔟 The High Value Man Could be an investor, founder, cult leader, something of that sort. Everyone’s trying to grab a photo with him to post. Rarest to meet, obviously.