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Paranoid Monkey

@0xmonkey686

Those stapler fondling bureaucrats. They'll drown you in red tape. They'll file your file under "where the fuck is that fucking file"

Joined June 2021
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*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaoneMar 7
TRUMP: CUBA IS AT THE END OF THE LINE
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@zoomerfied28 Aug 2025
[ ZOOMER ] CFTC TO SOON ISSUE CLARIFICATION TO ALLOW US USERS TO TRADE ON OFFSHORE CRYPTO EXCHANGES SUCH AS BINANCE: ELEANOR TERRETT
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Cred
@CryptoCred9 Feb 2025
On Discounting Your Portfolio Peak

On Discounting Your Portfolio Peak

Article · @CryptoCred
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@boldleonidas7 Sep 2024
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@zaheerebtikar16 Jun 2024
I promise you when you feel like you aren't making enough (but still are making a lot) that is the top, 100/100 times.
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@zaheerebtikar3 Mar 2024
All of the worst decisions are made when you think you aren’t making enough.
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Boaz Sobrado@sobradob14 Nov 2022
Thanks to KYC/AML regulations the criminals at FTX now have the name, address and passport details of millions of individuals.
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@tier10k8 Nov 2022
Shkreli tells Do Kwon "Jails not that bad"
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@HsakaTrades8 Nov 2022
Ledger: "Do you have any crisis management tips for Sam?" Do: "Well I don't think I did it particularly well" LMFAO
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@NeerajKA27 Oct 2022
how KYC is being weaponized in Myanmar newsletter.banklesshq.com/p/…
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@SBF_FTX19 Oct 2022
1) As promised: My current thoughts on crypto regulation. ftxpolicy.com/posts/possible…
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@CryptoCred10 Oct 2022
Wrote a guide about leverage trading and liquidations. It's short, accessible, and aimed mostly at beginners. Most people that use leverage don't know what they're doing and then complain when they get liquidated. Don't be one of them. docs.google.com/document/d/1…
CRYPTO LEVERAGE TRADING FOR BEGINNERS by @CryptoCred & @CryptoDonAlt

CRYPTO LEVERAGE TRADING FOR BEGINNERS by @CryptoCred & @CryptoDonAlt

Crypto Leverage Trading for Beginners Introduction DonAlt and I started writing a detailed, technical document on leverage trading some time ago. Then we realised nobody would read it. It remains...

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@HsakaTrades21 Sep 2022
Have given up on asking for movie recs, you guys always come back with {insert Nolan film}, matrix, or lotr. Going to watch this mini doc from on The Druck from top tier content providor @finaius youtube.com/watch?v=BtMNls7O…
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@HsakaTrades21 Sep 2022
Replying to @tier10k
Used the IRS liquidity pool and it automatically deducted the tax owed, pretty cool. I'm not even a US citizen.
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@archillect9 Sep 2022
http://anamorphosis-and-isolate.tumblr.com/

ALT http://anamorphosis-and-isolate.tumblr.com/

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@cobie4 Sep 2022
Replying to @TheFlowHorse @CanteringClark
Idk who said it but I remember a long time ago a tweet that said something like “you act too quickly when you are trying to grow capital, and you act too slowly when you are trying to protect capital” and it rly changed my life tbh
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@intern20 Jul 2022
“Couple more liquidations then up only” 2022 (colorized)
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@NeerajKA17 Mar 2022
Watch as @jony_levin tries to answer Sen. Warren’s questions about a hypothetical oligarch with $1 billion already in crypto
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@loomdart5 Jan 2022
RSI oversold? Bro it penetrated the core of the earth so hard they have it censored in Japan
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