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Some things you probably don't know about this space:
1. never doxx yourself or reveal your exact location.
2. always move with a burner phone when necessary.
3. never keep all your money in one wallet.
4. never reveal your total crypto holdings publicly.
5. never share your home address with strangers online.
6. never disclose your daily movements or whereabouts.
7. never share your seed phrase or private keys with anyone.
8. never trust everyone you meet in the crypto space.
9. never share your live location while attending crypto events.
10. never expose your personal information during livestreams or spaces.
11. never show off your wealth to strangers.
12. always prioritize your physical safety over your online reputation.
Making money is important, but staying alive to enjoy it is more important.
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Must be hard being a bird in this country
God is heavily with me.
Driving along Calabar by pass road. This bird sighted us, flew to the road, landed in the middle of the road.
When our vehicle approached, the power of God arrested this bird and it could not leave that spot again. I came down spoke few tongues and lifted it.
For those who do not know this bird, this is the bird that cries at midnight and is commonly used by the forces of darkness for different assignments.
~Pst Edidiong Sylvester
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I was setup on the 24th . I was sick and someone I thought is my friend said she wants to send me a package. She knew I left my former location and traveled for break..
I sent her my address as she said she wanted to send me a get well soon package. This acct @Wchellebaby
I noticed the rider was sus, so I got pissed and blocked the number and said I don't want anymore.
She kept pleading I said I will send her money back.
Not knowing this girl was trying to get an unknown person to find my location and take me away.
I was even pissed that I was stressed not knowing she was setting me up with some unknown guys and this girl was begging me to step out of the house that there is a package.
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The moment you begin to treat your own interpretation as the only intellectually defensible one, you stop learning. Intelligence without intellectual humility easily becomes arrogance and being able to articulate why you think you’re right doesn’t automatically mean you’ve understood everything there is to understand.
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I hate how rowdy Nigerian elite events are. No space to walk, waiters have to put food over their heads to get food around, everybody is hottt and fanning themselves. Is this even enjoyable?
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Na my papa collect PHD
Na my mama Dey use am brag , they put my family’s name in the church bulletin for harvest as Mr&Mrs , my mom told them to change it to Dr&Mrs . 🤣🤣
cap
My friend moved to UK last year. First 2 months, he was posting snow, Tesco, train, “Alhamdulillah for new life” every day on status.
By month 3, he started complaining. “Bro, UK is lonely. Work is 12 hours, rent is finished, cold dey kill person.”
I told him calm down, e go better.
Month 6, he called me by 2am Nigerian time. He said “Guy, I swear I miss Nigeria. I miss noise, I miss mama put, I miss us drinking beer for junction till 11pm for no reason. Here everybody dey face him own.”
Last week he called again. He said he got a better job. Better pay. But he still said the same thing. “Money dey UK, but life dey Nigeria.”
That one hit me.
