Andrew

let me borrow your nephew i wanna introduce him to weed and tool music videos

@lildurk i need $30000 so bad bro ill finish the job for you

america rules

people be so surprised when you follow them to where they’re going when they’ve cut you off in traffic

trying to quit

calling all my librarians to find a copy of the camp of the saints

fleshsimulator W

hello sharks i need $100 to figure out why my check engine light turned on

new Retch :)

one of my jokes is going viral on instagram

i’m having so much fun in nashville

no offense but who?

up late watching fleshsimulator on youtube

#ngmi ep 20 is out

i crushed 2 guest spots for Dave Attell last night, nobody can tell me nothing

Kareem Rahma & Arooj Aftab sound like 9/11 highjacker names

my ops getting walked down. figuratively speaking.

nashville. zanies. 6/27. dark & dirty. i’m on it.

old guys have been starting problems with me and one got duffed for it