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Joined March 2018
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Vancouver scored four goals in the third period tonight and lost by multiple goals(?) without any empty netters having any bearing on the final score. I am genuinely struggling to process what I just witnessed.
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If Elias Pettersson scores again tonight, I’m putting on an alien mask and streaking through my neighborhood
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Current NHL officials via NHL draft: Round 1: 0 Round 2: 2 Round 3: 1 Round 4: 1 Round 5: 3 Round 6: 3 Round 7: 1 Round 8: 2 Undrafted: 71
Current NHL rosters (including injured) and where the players came from: Round 1: 304 Round 2: 240 Round 3: 69 Round 4: 58 Round 5: 36 Round 6: 27 Round 7: 19 Undrafted: 89 Great case study as why there are more undrafted players than any round between 3-7. #NHL
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Casting Samuel L. Jackson as Medusa ruined The Odyssey for me. I have my doubts that Homer even wrote “I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking head!”
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Brisebois has outlasted more Canucks head coaches (6) than he has actually played for (3)
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It is okay to be gay. It is okay to be trans. It is okay to be Black. It is not okay to be a Golden Knights fan, I hate all of you.
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i think jesus christ suffered less than canucks fans
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Little Gary Bettman is very CORRUPT, and is doing terrible damage to our wonderful league. Ghastly Gary is an evil man, who is trying very HARD to help the propaganda Toronto Maple Losers stop LOSING. Such an absolute DISGRACE to see the disgusting show little Gary and his collection of hockey CLOWNS just put on, in a RIGGED Draft lottery the likes of which few throughout history have ever witnessed. Many people are saying that TOTAL LOSER Judas John Tavares was very upset that the Islanders won the lottery, and helped to influence little Gary to RIG the draft lottery for the losin' Leafs. SICK!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! NHL PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP
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Rest in peace to a core pillar of Vancouver #Canucks hockey, the immortal John Garrett. Here's him spoiling Roberto Luongo's shutout bid in a moment that tells you everything about the Shorty/Cheech marriage:
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This thing of ours is forever, Buffalo.
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SELL THE DAMN TEAM @fr_aquilini
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Adam Foote is a sleeper agent sent by the Avalanche organization to tank Quinn Hughes’s odds at another Norris
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There’s not a fanbase, in all of pro sports, I feel worse for than Vancouver Canucks fans. No fanbase deserves this.
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Don't blame Quinn Hughes. The Canucks got the best player in franchise history in the draft and never built winning teams around him. He wanted to win here but it just wasn't going to happen and now he is gone.
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General Manager Patrik Allvin announced today that the #Canucks have agreed to terms with F Brock Boeser on a seven-year contract with a $7.25 million AAV.
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Trade chatter as 2022 2nd overall pick Simon Nemec expresses frustration at being in the AHL three years after the draft (after spending 60 games in the NHL last season).
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Bumped into Garly and DAK at their side hustle #Canucks
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Quinn Hughes Michigan, Defenseman 2017-2019
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