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There are at least 20,000 non-citizens on the California voter rolls. Congressman Duarte lost by 187 votes. Congresswoman Michelle Steel lost by 653 votes. This is a constitutional crisis.
The thing they said doesn't happen is happening again. There is a minimum of 20,000 noncitizens on California voter rolls. Pass the SAVE AMERICA ACT and secure our elections.
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Investigate your wiener
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Best edit ever
Bat Man destroys the Death Star.
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“The green hat…. Is Vance’s. He is the chosen one”
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Replying to @groypernewsTV
Nick Fuentes is a democratic operative designed to suppress the conservative vote and reopen our borders.
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When people talk about President Trump low approval numbers I remember that they’ve been low for the last decade. We may lose the midterms, but barring a worldwide pandemic I think the perception in 2027-2028 will turn out just fine. 2019 was when President Trump first term showed real signs of success I think
Trump's really the only president in history to really, seriously go all-in on trying to get his own presidential year voters to return for a midterm election. All 77.3 million of them. Seems to be working so far if Republican turnout is up almost 35% or so from 2022. Makes sense that it would work for him since he's the only president since Roosevelt to have three straight presidential elections, and the only one since Cleveland to win non-consecutive ones. This means he's built a following over 10 years instead of just 6 for his "final" midterm. And for Trump voters, this mean the memory of the Biden years is persistent and ever-present.
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Okay I’ve seen enough. Byron Donalds should run for President of Planet Earth
Byron: "Sir..." Trans person: "I'm not a sir. I'm a MA'AM." Another meme is born courtesy of Florida's next Governor. 🤣
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I’ve been following Andrew Yang for a while and it seems his average earnings have increased as a result of X changing the revenue sharing program. I know he’s generously giving it all away, but still I say congratulations @AndrewYang
As usual I will give my x earnings ($816.94) to someone who likes this post! Winner chosen at random on Sunday. For extra fun if the winner follows @joinnoblemobile I will DOUBLE it and if you are a Noble subscriber I will give you THREE times the amount! Good luck! 😀🎉
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Update: who cares the Bears’ Kicker just beat to his own career record Good job!
I rarely watch NFL games that don’t involve the Steelers. Usually it’s just the Super Bowl and nothing else. Tonight, I got nothing better to do and I’m watching The Bears face The Patriots That missed field goal just now made me appreciate Boswell even more
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That was nuts Dave if I was a Patriots fan I would’ve reacted the same way
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I rarely watch NFL games that don’t involve the Steelers. Usually it’s just the Super Bowl and nothing else. Tonight, I got nothing better to do and I’m watching The Bears face The Patriots That missed field goal just now made me appreciate Boswell even more
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10 years ago, Bill Gates was the richest man on Earth with a net worth of 75 billion dollars according to Forbes Now Elon Musk is the richest man on Earth with a net worth of about a trillion dollars. Now that is a substantial exponential increase in a very short time frame. Somebody is gonna be a quadrillionaire soon. Somebody might even be a quintillionaire soon. By soon I mean sometime before 2060 I think.
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I forgot just how much charisma Paul Betany can convey playing somebody other than Vision Great episode #VisionQuest
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President Trump and President Obama should just debate right now. Neither can run for President again, but the TV ratings would be great and both can make the cases for their respective political parties for this incoming midterm election. And it’ll be hilarious
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The Principal and the Pauper is a hilarious episode and I’m tired of pretending it’s not
“The Simpsons” was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome. Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode “The Principal and the Pauper,” in which it was revealed that the school’s principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinner’s identity. Brooks did not want to sully the show’s legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note. However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend “The Simpsons” is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s. The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on “weird Twitter” used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like. For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a men’s rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy.” But perhaps the most elaborate Internet “Simpsons” joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary “The Problem With Apu,” in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu. Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to “cancel” Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the character’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years. Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show — which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been alive— has brought back the “cancelled” character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor. I actually don’t think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending “The Simpsons” is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show “The Simpsons” would never have made. If you haven’t seen this 1990s classic, which — and I cannot emphasize this enough — ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).
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I’m tired of these Republican candidates who take Republican money and then run ads to disparage the person that the Republican Party overwhelmingly backs
#NHSEN — John Sununu in a new TV ad: “The way Chris Pappas tells it, I’m President Trump’s long-lost son. I’ve never even met the man."
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It is way too early. I thought this was about the Super Bowl at first. I reposted this in a hurry and tagged @KidRock to see if he’ll help again I’m sorry Kid Rock, false alarm
One of the biggest bands on the planet. One of the biggest stages in sports. U2 takes the field at halftime on Thanksgiving Eve during Packers vs. Rams — November 25 at SoFi Stadium and LIVE on Netflix.
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He was nicer to Kamala Harris Or maybe that was because of the muted mics
Trump to Hillary: "Such a nasty woman"
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Nikki Minaj and Ted Nugent should collab I don’t know what the song would sound like but it’ll definitely be awesome 🇺🇸
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