REDWOOD O.G.

I want to go fuck myself.

Putting some of my hairs on the cat, just to even things out.

My tits are annoying me today, you men just don't get tit.

Few guys hanging round tonight, it must be the scent of my unwashed vagina.

Love the way my vagina sometimes farts during sex.

Putting knickers on, keep sticking to the sofa.

It always goes down well, the fact that I have no gag reflex.

My vagina makes a great last minute gift idea.

BTW my vagina tastes better then yours, but hey don't feel too bad about it.

Have got the munchies, does anyone have something I can munch on?

I think my problems began, back when I was born.

Thinking of surprising my vagina tonight by not playing with it.

Pulling away from him, I slid my hands into his boxer shorts, and realised that this was just another cock n bull story.

Just coughed up a lung, will make stew with it tomorrow.

I want to Fuck your witty banter and Cum all over your TL.

I need to tend to some personal grooming, I have reached critical levels.

In my life I like to prioritise procrastination.

My belly is full and all loved up, let me release some white doves & butterflies.

My ego is all warm & cozy tucked up in my knickers.

Just because I am laughing along with you, it does not mean I don't want to rip your face off sometimes.