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"𝑯𝒓𝒓 𝒓𝒓𝒑𝒉 𝒈𝒓𝒓𝒕𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒓𝒎𝒓𝒎𝒑𝒉 𝒑𝒓𝒓𝒎𝒓𝒇! 𝑹𝒓𝒇 𝒚𝒓𝒓𝒎𝒓𝒓𝒑𝒉 𝒓𝒓𝒇𝒚𝒓 𝒘𝒓𝒓𝒎𝒓 𝒌𝒓𝒓𝒎𝒓!" Not affiliated with South Park | NSFW DNI

South Park, Colorado
Joined March 2025
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Replying to @1997TwoWayDeath
(7/7) His time had come. Despite his pleas and attempt to get away, the Twitter Bird took Kenny to their homeland. For the better? For the worse? Who knows?! KENNY JOINS PARODY TWITTER
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"RR" [You know, I'm pretty sure half that Tweet was unnecessary.]
(Open Interaction Bait! 🤗) I SHOOT YOUR MUSE IN THE HEART FATALLY WITH THE GUN THAT BIPASSES ALL POWERS AND ABILITIES AND RIPS THROUGH THINGS AT A CONCEPTUAL LEVEL YOU DIE INSTANTLY THE END.
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[Looking at the apps, Kenny notices that most of them are for younger kids...] "Drrph rrfrm, drrm!" [But he's not judgemental. Why would he be?] "Krrmr wrrph rr hrrMRR rm phrkrn frrm..." [Although seeing Butters with a phone makes him wish he could have his own...]
Oh, hey Kenny! I was installing things to play!
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"Drr krrph rrf drm, krrmr phrkrn frr?" [Seems he wants to watch.]
Interaction bait???// Hehhe.. They have so many games on here!!
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"Wrr drrph rrf rphrkrn trrm rm rrmrrkr krr frrph prr." [He explains that you're in a town called South Park.]
* Well, for starters, I don’t even know what country we’re in… Though it definitely looks like it’d be far from hometown…
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"Hrr drhrr dryrr nrrnrm hrrdr phrkrn rrf phrf rrkrr??" [What do you mean you don't know how to leave?]
* Y - Yeah, I apologize… * To be truthful, I don’t know where I am… Or… How to leave…
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"Drrm, drph rrf phrkrn brrfrr..." [He doesn't know how to feel about all the recent tourists.]
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Drr rph drphrkrf drrm rrfrphr phrkrn frrm.
well,guess who i just met! say hi to mr hankey,the christmas poo.
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"...phrrf phrkrn brrtrph, drrm." [Refusing eye contact, he requests SIX BOTTLES' worth of weed.]
“Oh hey Kenny, what’s up?”
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"Phrkrn lrrfr rph prrmf, rrwrph grrmr phrkrn rrfrm drphrkrn phrrfrm..." [He muffles expletives inconspicuously as he approaches the stand. He seems annoyed.]
Replying to @DidntHearNoBel1
“Now all I gotta do, is wait for the customers.” [Interaction Bait, Parodies Only] (3/3)
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"Rr drrm grr rrmr phrkrn krrmr drph rrf brrphr..." [Kenny didn't get any candy.]
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Yrr mrr, rr lrrph trrtr rfmrrph rrph drmrrph grr, brr rwrmrr prrmr drphrrm brrfrm.
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Wrr drphrrk rrf rrphrm grrm rm, drm?
“I HAVE TO FIGHT THIS FUCKASS RABBIT.”
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[His eyes, the only visible part of his entire body, scanned the paper and the writing upon it. It was a bit hard to read, but he read it nonetheless. He made a muffled noise as he processed the request, then pointed to the top of a nearby hill.] (+)
Replying to @S1L3NCEDAN0MALY
⠀ ➺ She took it out and hastily wrote in a half-cursive half-almost print way of writing : Where am I .ᐣ ⠀
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[Planted on the top of it was a sign. A wooden sign. Inscribed on the sign were standout big black letters: 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞] "Phrrf prr."
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Kenny McCormick retweeted
[OPEN INTERACTION] [READER is chilling at the bus stop when the distinct sound of mechanical whirring grows louder and louder. They glance to the side and see a robot which (probably) towers over them. It rests just next to them.] "Hrr drrm, frrkrm mrr krrkrf phrkrn krrphrm."
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// Holy crap South Park parody is actually alive
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Hrr, phrrtrf.
Replying to @BigBoned1997
[3/3] Dude! Twitter is so kewl! What do you mean I can bully anyone I want and get away with it?! And I face no repercussions at all? Kick ass this is awesome! [CARTMAN HAS UNFORTUNATELY JOINED PARODY TWITTER!] #PARODYTWITTER #MVRP
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