I Against My Brother. My Brother And I Against The Infidels...........Visçà Barçà!!!!
Lagos, Nigeria
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Lanre Akindele retweeted
**Why is this not viral.** 🙌🏽
Pastors are no longer buying private jets. 👀😂
Pastor Adeboye's Redeemed Christian Church of God #RCCG has brought #ROBOTICSURGERY to Nigeria through Redeemer’s Health Village.
Two robotic surgery systems have been acquired—one for clinical procedures and another for training Nigerian medical professionals.
Specialties include:
• Urology
• General Surgery
• Gynaecology
• Colorectal
• Thoracic
• Hepatobiliary Surgery
RHV is also establishing a **Robotic Academy**, with training expected to begin in October.
According to RHV’s CEO, some procedures could cost about **5% of what patients may pay in the US or Europe.**
#RCCG #RCCGWorldwide #PastorEAAdeboye #RoboticSurgery #Healthcare #Technology
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Lanre Akindele retweeted
My respect for you as an artist remains intact, but your understanding of politics is rapidly becoming a source of concern.
Politics is not music where inspiration, emotions and applause determine the outcome. It is a brutal game of interests, calculations and power where only the winner is celebrated and everyone else is left to explain their defeat.
You can call Putin, Trump, Macron, Xi Jinping or every world leader you can think of, and it still would not alter the political reality on the ground, David. Elections are not won through celebrity influence or social media excitement; they are won through structures, strategy, alliances and political strength.
The earlier you separate entertainment from politics, the better. Success in one does not automatically translate into expertise in the other.
Lanre Akindele retweeted
DEAR OPPOSITION — UNIFY UNDER PETER OBI
This is for the Labour Party stalwart. The PDP loyalist who has not crossed
over. The NNPP supporter. The ADC newcomer. The independent who cannot find a home.
I am not here to tell you your party failed. I am here to tell you the arithmetic.
Tinubu was declared winner 2023 with 36 percent of the vote. The opposition together took the rest.
The math has never been the problem. The math has always favoured us. The problem is that we ran three campaigns where we needed to run one — and the man who was said to came first in that split is the
man currently mortgaging your children's future.
2027 will not be won by the party with the loudest supporters. It will be won by the side
that learns to assemble itself.
Peter Obi is not the candidate of one camp. He is the candidate with the strongest record on the ballot, the broadest appeal across the regions, and the only campaign in 2023 that took Lagos from the man who claims to own it.
Unifying under him is not surrender. It is strategy. And unifying does not mean dissolving your party, your platform, or your principles. Your senator can still be your senator. Your governor can still be your governor. What we are asking is one
shared answer at the top of the ballot — and a shared commitment to govern together when we
win.
If you are a party operative, an organiser, a fundraiser, a strategist sitting inside
one of the opposition parties — we have a coordination channel for you. Not to replace what you are doing. To connect it.
The other side is unified. They are unified by stolen public money, but they are unified. We have to be unified by something stronger.
Visit operationdann.ng. Bring your party. Bring your network. Let us assemble.
Arise, O Compatriots.
Lanre Akindele retweeted
91 year old legendary Argentinian journalist Macaya Márquez was in press conference, covering his 18th (!) World Cup 🐐
“Let me ask you… will Messi play against Jordan or not?” 😬
“I’d never reply to any journalist on this topic now… but it is coming from you, and so I tell you: Messi will not start” 👏🏼
“I respect you too much, I’m proud to see you here”, added.
Scaloni then went to hug Márquez and took a picture 🫂🥹
Two absolute legends. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐮𝐲. 👏🏼
🎥 @okdobleamarilla
Lanre Akindele retweeted
🇦🇷 AT 38, LIONEL MESSI JUST REWROTE WORLD CUP HISTORY!
🐐 The GOAT delivered an unforgettable masterclass:
🥇 Argentina’s OLDEST ever World Cup goalscorer
🥇 OLDEST player EVER to score a World Cup brace
🥇 His FIRST World Cup hat-trick
🥇 Joint ALL-TIME highest World Cup scorer
🥇 FIRST player in history to feature in 6 World Cups
🐐 This is legendary. This is Messi.
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Lanre Akindele retweeted
🚨 If you don’t want your family members to visit you in PRISON in 2026, take note:
Avoid these things.
1. If you own a car, avoid giving strangers a lift.
One day dem fit kpai inside your car and you go explain tire.
2. If your neighbour is sick, don’t give them medicine or recommend drugs.
If anything happens, court go ask who licensed you to give medical advice.
3. Stop giving visitors food. Offer sealed drinks instead.
Even on Christmas day, start the No Food Policy.
If someone gets poisoned elsewhere and eats at your house, you go explain tire.
4. As a man, avoid doggy with any woman who isn’t your wife. It can be medically stressful and, depending on pressure, the lady go fi die. Court don’t know “we were just enjoying ourselves”
5. When you’re angry, avoid pushing, hitting, or any physical contact. Some people are walking corpses—small push and problem don land. You go explain tire.
6. Before asking your girlfriend to sleep over, check her BP and have a First Aid kit.
If she collapses during the “do,” wahala be that.
7. Before dating or getting intimate with any lady, ask for her Birth Certificate.
Otherwise, you go explain tire for court.
8. As a lady, if a man sends you money to show up, please show up—or refund it.
E get why.
9. "Oga, my pikin no dey hear word, abeg help me flog am.” please don’t try it. Let parents beat their own children themselves.
10. Avoid buying second-hand or fairly-used items that are trackable. E get why.
11. Avoid threatening people, even as a joke.
That small threat fit actually happen—and you’ll answer for it.
⚠️ Ignorance of the law is NO excuse.
Lanre Akindele retweeted
❌ Chelsea hadn’t won the Premier League for 50 years
🏆 José Mourinho won it with Chelsea
❌ Inter Milan hadn’t won the Champions League for 45 years
🏆 José Mourinho won it with Inter
❌ Real Madrid hadn’t won the Copa del Rey for 22 years
🏆 José Mourinho won it with Real Madrid
❌ Manchester United hadn’t won a European trophy for 9 years
🏆 José Mourinho won the Europa League with United
❌ Roma had never won a European trophy in their history
🏆 José Mourinho won the Conference League in his first year
⏳ He led Roma to the Europa League final in his second year
➡ 6 European finals
🏆 5 wins
✅ First coach in history to win all European competitions
✅ First coach in history to win a European trophy with four different clubs
Happy birthday, José Mourinho. ❤️
Lanre Akindele retweeted
- He was never involved in scandals.
- He never followed the tattoo trend.
- He always behaved like a gentleman.
- He was never sent off in his career.
- He decided not to continue playing in European football to avoid facing Barcelona.
- He was always disciplined to be one of the best in history.
We could highlight many more things about Andrés Iniesta. Words really wouldn't be enough to describe such an incredible player.
WHAT AN AUTHENTIC LEGEND!!👑🐐♥️🙌🏾 – at Tanko, Nigeria
Lanre Akindele retweeted
I’ll be replying to comments from people who are following me. I really want to hear from those who know the correct answer. Or is it that none of you know this player?
If you know, follow me and drop your answer, I’ll reply to as many as possible.. let’s gooo
Lanre Akindele retweeted
Today we lose the greatest DM ever 😔❤️
Sergio Busquets career in numbers
◉ 722 Barcelona apps (3rd all-time)
◉ 9 La Liga titles
◉ 3 Champions Leagues
◉ 94.2% pass accuracy career (highest ever for 500+ games)
◉ 1.9 tackles + interceptions per 90
◉ 0.32 xG conceded per 90 (elite)
◉ World Cup + 2 Euros with Spain
The pivot dies with him Gracias Maestro 🐐
