McCain's Micro Chips YA author of the year 1993, and academic at University College Borehamwood
Borehamwood
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Like David Walliams, I find the threat of s*icide to be one of the most powerful tools in the box. Only yesterday I deployed it in my local Premier Convenience when someone was about to buy the only copy of the FT left on the shelf.
I dearly hope whoever wins the Israeli election makes me feel less ashamed to take my annual holiday to Tel Aviv.
Four years since Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was kidnapped and locked in what I believe to be a @welcomebreak dungeon
The thing which annoys me most about climate protesters is that we're not going to achieve a damn thing until we drive Putin's army out of The Ukraine
Prof Kelvin Knox retweeted
Lovely detail here about her meeting King Charles last year 🥰
World's oldest person celebrates turning 117 bbc.in/4cutp0k
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Digitally altered post. Original BBC News Article does not state a car accident of any kind.
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Having thought long and hard about it, I think the real victims of the Arday affair are newspaper columnists.
As members of the Great British commentariat, it is so important we have a strong opinion on Jason Arday, and let everyone know about it. Constantly.
Great, my SHIT of a son, Spencer, replaced the mylar sheeting in my eclipse glasses with Quality Street wrappers. My eyes are completely FUCKED
As a European living in England each time I see some fucking halfwit with a Union Flag I feel the same as Jews in Germany must have felt in the early 1930s each time they saw one of Hitler’s equally ridiculous halfwits. It’s a sickening blow to the stomach.
The real reason there's a drought isn't because of hot weather or Thames Water losing 25% of its water to leaking pipes - though they are factors. The biggest reason by far is the "Hydration Revolution". Idiots walking around with giant Stanley water bottles, drinking until
I'm still blummin' well annoyed that those idiots at Radio 4 Towers replaced Lord Melvyn Bragg with Misha Kenny on In Our Time. The heir apparent was Nick Knowles, and they know it 😡
As the USA heads towards an actual proper war with Iran, I can only think about the late Jo Cox. She would have bloody loved it 😔
Behind Tony Blair, David Cameron and Rishi Sunak were the two greatest Labour Prime Ministers we've ever had. Prove me wrong.
BREAKING: A source in the police force tells me that the Strictly Come Dancing Star, Ann Widecombe, has been murdered in her home. Appalling if true.
This is looking bad for Trump. Very bad. Very bad indeed. Stage 4 cancer, vascular dementia, severe water retention, and now this. Trump will be out of office within the week.
BREAKING: Leaked Andrew Tate texts are looking VERY bad for the Trump admin…
Texts from Andrew Tate reveal that a Trump admin official directly intervened on the Tate brothers behalf in early 2025 to stall the sex trafficking investigation.
“I had word from The Trump admin that theyre on top of things,” wrote Andrew Tate via text.
Tate’s former lawyer, Paul Ingrassia, is now a Trump admin official, and is the one who requested the Tate brothers devices be returned to them.
You may remember Paul Ingrassia from his leaked texts last year in which he said he “has a Nazi streak” and uses old slurs.
JD Vance still follows the Tate brothers on Twitter. Barron is friends him them. All of this happened after Andrew admitted to being a pimp on camera.
This is the Republican Party now. I’m a young dude who loves America, and hates seeing it hijacked by these hateful , abusive, degenerates.
