why do people keep acting like PHM is getting a best picture nom? it's on everyone's freakin lists??? am i missing something?? PHM was not all that

Caveh Zahedi, holy shit

Is it bad to keep listening to the song you're working on repeatedly while you're just walking around or working

i think you guys should follow my brand spankin' new photography instagram @/photogenicwaffles :)

Imagine going to be bar every weekend and getting flirted with by nobody and hitting on no one... Couldn't be me .. heh..

The Man From U.N.C.L.E: Pussy

They pulled the fire alarm 15 minutes before the ending of Digger what is going ON

try not to put albums that were released in the last 10 years challenge: [IMPOSSIBLE]

booked!

Well-dressed women in a secret society call that serving cult

I'm waffles245 from xitter dot com, and your PRESTO machine has stolen from me.

THE SHIMP!!!!

Why are all my friends on their periods at the same time?? So they all sync together through me?

primetime was incredible. i still feel viscerally uncomfortable and the movie ended an hour and a half ago

lizzy mcalpine arena tour in big '27 i can't believe im never gonna see one of my favourite artists live cuz of my disdain for arena concerts

Jestermaxxing until I get shot 3 times in the back of the head and it being labeled a suicide "He was never that funny anyway" "Poor guy was killed by nerf darts" "Do we HAVE to have a funeral?"

The State of WHO?!?!!??!!?

Update: I don't think she's flirting with me

DUDEEEEEEEE NO WAYYYYYY