recovering academic. relapsing poster. mentally ill, but generally chill. I don’t take myself seriously and neither should you. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

Joined March 2017
This isn’t a Twitter account, this is me live-tweeting going insane
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Anyways, my cats
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Is this innate or a trauma response, I lean the latter - again, from experience, it’s a mental exercise I picked up from my trauma therapist. There’s comfort in disconnecting yourself from moments that make you hate yourself, but it can become a subconscious crutch
Taking this one out of the group chat: you can very clearly tell Elizabeth Holmes has mastered mental compartmentalization to a degree that I do genuinely believe she doesn’t have a clear picture of her own memory. From experience, the brain can lock that shit away with practice.
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Taking this one out of the group chat: you can very clearly tell Elizabeth Holmes has mastered mental compartmentalization to a degree that I do genuinely believe she doesn’t have a clear picture of her own memory. From experience, the brain can lock that shit away with practice.
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Speaking of ‘not being taken seriously’,
Leafs fans can say whatever they want avout the Habs, but no one will take them seriously since this came out :
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Tom Brady has a gay time (not clickbait)
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“Canadian Democrat” I need you to mysteriously explode
Canadian Democrat just called for the extermination of "the conservatives" who just won the election in British Columbia. And then the rest of the Democrats in the room gave her a standing ovation. Realize where we are and who we are dealing with. 👇 xitter.cf/Anc_Aesthetics/status/…
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This is what a ‘peace officer’ police officer is trained to do, fwiw. Go along in the guise of curiosity and give a suspect enough rope to hang themselves.
Nathan Fielder is a GREAT example of someone who has broken free from relational automaticity, very inspiring to watch. He doesn't take bait that's thrown at him, and he doesn't even flinch. Someone tells him to do something, he calmly responds "why?" In stress, he stays curious
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Oh so it's not a loop I'm in a downward spiral
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You’re absolutely right, Leafs fans have been saying the Pacific Division is buns for some time now
Learned yesterday that every single Toronto Maple Leafs fan is always on standby with at least 3 reasons why they play in the TOUGHEST DIVISION IN HOCKEY. Apparently it’s an excuse and a flex at the same time.
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Replying to @SleeperDbacks
Is every Sleeper account run by the same trash merchant or do they clone you all in a special stew of sucktitude?
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MacEwan > McDavid
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Absolute ass-kicking
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ZAC MACEWEN 🚨 FIRST AS A LEAF! BATS IT OVER JARRY!
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Oh my god that was hysterical
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In what world was that icing
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The Sportsnet Oilers-Leafs broadcast: Craig Simpson provides white noise colour commentary, meanwhile there’s audible cheers from the Oilers crowd in favour of a Leafs goalscorer being announced
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Jim Hiller is about to park the bus eh
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Well. That’s not good.
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That…net front battle between Stolarz and Hyman not ending with a 5-3 is some ballsy reffing
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